Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, comes first. Here we go mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my --I know you're probably tired of hearing the "my oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on was in everything: food that I ate, the water that I drank, fucking peas in my She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak so everyday had at least three stomach aches. Now tell me what kind of mother want to see her son grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't I was gonna' be nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' gum under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer." But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it either. It was neither. I was buzzin', but wasn't what she thought. Pee in tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck keep on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to leave me the fuck I ain't playin'. Go find you a white crayon and color fuckin' zebra. My mom loved and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am I'm like her. Because mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?" "Now here's a plate full of pain Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and it in your potatoes. little motherfucker, don't you sit there and make that retarded face without even tastin' it!" "You'd lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face in it before throw you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and to fuckin' play spin again until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished I'll use the same shit again, and I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and innocent? A fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, My mom, there's no one else like my mom. I know I should let bygones be but she's the why I am high on what I'm high on. 'Cuz my mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party I am what I am, but I'm to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. But bars only last about two minutes! I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I never thought that could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't it happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back me. And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dope with the she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a "Here, wanna' snack? hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat But I don't it! "Well fuck it, then break it Take a little piece and beat it before you wake up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like I'll do it --pop and gobble it, wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, trip, then I fall in bed with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger head! My loved Valium and lots of drugs. why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. mom, I'm just like her! My mom, mom, my mom (x3) mom, my mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I takin' this no more. Heh, sorry mom! I sill you, though! [kiss sound] Dr. Dre [in mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... Oh!