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 Yeah!
 Yeah  yeah yeah yeah yeah...
 Okay! Alright!
 Yo, Yo.
 Yo! Yo!
 Alright, money  first.
 Here we  now!
 
 My mom loved Valium and  of drugs.
 That's  I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because my mom loved Valium  lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm  what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
 "My mom, my  --I know you're probably
  of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh,
 but this is just a story of when I was  a shorty
 and how  became hooked on Va-al-iu-um.
 Valium was in  food that I ate,
 the water  I drank, fucking peas in my plate.
 She sprinkled  enough of it just to season my steak
  everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
 Now tell me what kind of mother  want to see her
 son  grow up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever?
 My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be  either:
 "What the fuck you stickin'  up under the fuckin' seat for?"
 "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing 
  that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer."
 But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, 
 It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what  thought.
 Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm 
 What the fuck you  on fuckin' with me for?
 Slut, you need to leave me the fuck  I ain't playin'.
 Go find you a white crayon and color  fuckin' zebra.
 
 My mom loved  and lots of drugs.
 That's why I am like I  --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because my  loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm on  I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
 Wait a minute! This ain't  this is paint thinner!
 "You ate it yesterday; I ain't  no complaints, did I?"
  here's a plate full of pain killers.
 Now just wait 'til I crush the  and put it in your potatoes.
 You little motherfucker, don't  sit there and make
 that retarded fuckin' face without even  it!"
  better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it.
  your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
 And I ain't  in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to fuckin' play spin again
 until next Thanksgiving, and if you  ain't finished it,
 I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in  shit!
 You little shit, wanna' sit  and play innocent?
 A  fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
 Child support? Your father, he ain't sent  shit!
 So what if he did? It's none  your dang business, kid!"
 
 My mom,  no one else quite like my mom.
 I know I should  bygones be bygones,
 but she's the reason why I am high  what I'm high on.
 
 'Cuz my mom loved  and lots of drugs.
 That's why I am like I  --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because my  loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm  what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
 My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am  a party animal.
 I  what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.
  my bars only last about two minutes!
 But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' 
 I  even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
 
 Man, I never thought that I could ever be  drug addict.
 --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to  but that's actually
 what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' it up back  me.
 And it's probably where I got acquainted with the  ain't it?
 Pharmaceuticals are  bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
 She killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done  it.
 Feed it a fuckin' aspirin  say that it has a headache.
 "Here, wanna' snack? You  you fuckin' brat?
  at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!"
 But I don't need 
 "Well fuck it, then break it 
 Take a  piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
 Alright, Ma, you win!  don't feel like arguin'!
 I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start 
 stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I  in bed
 with bottle of  and a Heath Ledger bobble head!
 
  mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
 That's why I am like I am --'cuz  like her.
 Because my mom loved Valium  lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm  mom.
 
  mom, I'm just like her!
 
  mom, my mom, my mom (x3)
  mom, my mama
 [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My  I ain't takin' this no more.
 
 Heh, sorry  I sill love you, though! [kiss sound]
 
 Dr. Dre 2010!
 
 [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is  hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here...
 
 Oh!