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 Yeah!
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
 Okay! Alright!
 Yo, Yo.
 Yo! Yo!
 Alright, money  first.
 Here we go 
 
  mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
 That's why I am like  am --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because  mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
 That's  I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
 "My mom, my mom"  know you're probably
 tired of hearing  "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh,
 but this  just a story of when I was just a shorty
 and how I became  on Va-al-iu-um.
 Valium was  everything: food that I ate,
 the water that I drank, fucking peas  my plate.
 She sprinkled just enough of it  to season my steak
  everyday I had at least three stomach aches.
 Now  me what kind of mother would want to see her
 son be grow up to be an 
 My teacher didn't think I was gonna'  nothing, either:
 "What the fuck you  gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
 "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing 
 Either  or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer."
 But all of this huffin' and puffin'  what it was, either.
 It was neither. I was buzzin', but it  what she thought.
 Pee in a tea cup?  you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin';
 What the fuck you keep  fuckin' with me for?
  you need to leave me the fuck alone; I ain't playin'.
 Go find  a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra.
 
  mom loved Valium and lots of drugs.
 That's why I am  I am --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because  mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm on what I'm on  I'm my mom.
 
 Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint 
 "You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did 
 "Now here's a  full of pain killers.
 Now  wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes.
 You little motherfucker,  you sit there and make
 that retarded fuckin' face without  tastin' it!"
 "You'd better lick the fuckin', plate; you  wastin' it.
  your face in it before I throw you in the basement again!
 And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just  there and want to fuckin' play spin again
 until next  and if you still ain't finished it,
 I'll  the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit!
 You  shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent?
 A rat fell and  me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it!
 Child support? Your  he ain't sent the shit!
 So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, 
 
 My mom, there's no one  quite like my mom.
  know I should let bygones be bygones,
 but she's the reason why  am high on what I'm high on.
 
 'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots  drugs.
 That's why I am like I  --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because my mom loved  and lots a' drugs.
 That's why I'm on what I'm  --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
 My mom loved Valium. Now, what I  is a party animal.
 I am what  am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach.
 But my bars only last about  minutes!
 But I don't want to  it without chewin' it.
 I can't even write a  without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh!
 
 Man, I never thought that I  ever be a drug addict.
 --"nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me!" but  actually
 what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy  passin' it up back to me.
 And  probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?
  are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful!
 She killed the fuckin' dope  the medicine she done fed it.
 Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a 
 "Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you fuckin' 
 Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take  and take a nap! Eat it!"
  I don't need it!
 "Well fuck it,  break it up!
 Take a  piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!"
 Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel  arguin'!
  do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin',
 stumble, hobble, tumble,  trip, then I fall in bed
 with bottle of meds  a Heath Ledger bobble head!
 
 My mom loved  and lots of drugs.
 That's why  am like I am --'cuz I'm like her.
 Because my mom loved  and lots a' drugs.
 That's why  on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom.
 
  mom, I'm just like her!
 
 My mom, my  my mom (x3)
  mom, my mama
 [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I  takin' this no more.
 
 Heh, sorry  I sill love you, though! [kiss sound]
 
 Dr. Dre 2010!
 
 [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' 
 
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