Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... Okay! Alright! Yo, Yo. Yo! Yo! Alright, money comes Here go now! My mom loved Valium lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. "My mom, my mom" --I you're probably tired of hearing "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, but this is just a story of I was just a shorty and how I became on Va-al-iu-um. Valium was in everything: food I ate, the water I drank, fucking peas in my plate. She sprinkled just enough of it just season my steak so everyday I had at least three aches. Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her son be grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was be nothing, either: "What the fuck you stickin' up under the fuckin' seat for?" "Mrs. Mathers, your son been huffing ether. that or the motherfucker's been puffin reefer." But all of this huffin' and puffin' what it was, either. It was neither. I was buzzin', but it what she thought. Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't keeper. I'm sleepin'; What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the alone; I ain't playin'. Go find you white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra. My mom Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm her. Because my mom loved and lots a' drugs. why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this paint thinner! "You ate it yesterday; I ain't no complaints, did I?" "Now here's plate full of pain killers. Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your You little motherfucker, don't you there and make that retarded fuckin' face without tastin' it!" better lick the fuckin', plate; you ain't wastin' it. Put your face it before I throw you in the basement again! And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and to fuckin' play spin again until Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again, when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! You little shit, wanna' sit there and innocent? A rat fell and hit in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! Child Your father, he ain't sent the shit! So what if did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" My mom, there's no one else quite like my know I should let bygones be bygones, but she's the reason why I am high on I'm high on. 'Cuz my loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's why I am like I am I'm like her. my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom. My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am a party animal. I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' Valium spinach. But my bars only last about two But I don't want to swallow without chewin' it. I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! Man, I thought that I could ever be a drug addict. --"nah, fuck that, I can't have happen to me!" but that's actually what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy fuckin' passin' up back to me. And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! killed the fuckin' dope with the medicine she done fed it. Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say it has a headache. "Here, wanna' snack? You you fuckin' brat? Look at It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" But I don't it! "Well fuck then break it up! Take a little piece beat it before you wake Nathan up!" Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel arguin'! I'll do it and gobble it, start wobblin', stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, then I fall in bed with bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobble head! mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. That's I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. Because my mom loved Valium lots a' drugs. That's why I'm what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. My mom, just like her! My my mom, my mom (x3) My my mama [in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! sound] Dre 2010! [in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on here... Oh!