"Obie Trice, name no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the round the round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go the outside; round the outside, round the {*scratches* Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. hums* [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see no more want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if want Shady, this is what I'll give ya little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at hospital by the doctor when I'm co-operating When I'm the table while he's operating (hey!!) waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's problem's complicating So the FCC won't me be or let me be me, so me see try to shut me down on MTV But it feels empty, without me So, on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your And get ready, cause this about to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks a job for me So everybody, just me Cause we need a little, Cause it so empty, without me I said this looks like a job me So just follow me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Two: Eminem] Little kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! visionary, vision of scary Could start revolution, pollutin the airwaves rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass And it's a such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and I'm gonna enter in, endin up your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the I'm interesting, the best thing since Infesting in kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, please Feel the soon as someone mentions me Here's my cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit tat with who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your kicked worse them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped Obie thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let It's nobody listen to techno let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful a pencil since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants discuss me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just I'm just obscene No not the first king of controversy I am the thing since Elvis Presley to do black so selfishly and used it to get myself (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million other white emerge But matter how many fish in the sea It'll be empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!