"Obie Trice, name no gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round the round the round the outside {*scratches* trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Guess who's Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see no more They want Shady, I'm liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what give ya A bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not When I'm rockin the table while he's (hey!!) You this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney your husband's heart problem's complicating So the won't let me be or let me be me, so let me They try to shut me on MTV But it feels so empty, without So, on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your and some on your tits And get ready, this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a for me So everybody, follow me Cause need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me said this looks like a job for me everybody, just follow me Cause we a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me Two: Eminem] Little Hellions, kids feelin Embarrassed their parents still to Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so let me revel and bask in the that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, such a for you to see so damn much of ass; you asked for me? Well back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like splinter The center of attention, back for winter I'm interesting, the best since wrestling Infesting your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* attention please Feel the tension, as someone mentions me my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You for me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket I go tit for tat with anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? can get stomped by Obie You year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know you're too old, let go It's nobody listen to techno Now go, just gimme the signal I'll be with a whole list full of new insults I dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself a symbol {*knife slices* But the shit just seems everybody only to discuss me So this must I'm dis-gus-ting it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy I am the worst since Elvis Presley to do music so selfishly and it to get myself wealthy There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how many fish in sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!