"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Obie [Intro] Two trailer girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no They want I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what give ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get at the hospital by the doctor I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag ovu-lating I know that you got job Ms. Cheney but your heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't me be or let me be me, so me see They try to shut down on MTV it feels so empty, without me So, come on and bum on your lips Fuck that, cum your lips, and some on your tits And ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now looks like a job for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, me I said this looks like a job me So just follow me we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Two: Eminem] Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin like helpless 'til someone comes along a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let revel and bask in the fact that I got kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, such catastrophe for you to so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna it in and then I'm gonna in, endin up under your skin like a splinter The center attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, attention Feel the tension, soon as mentions me Here's my ten cents, two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go for tat with anybody who's talkin shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your kicked worse than them little Limp bastards And Moby? You can stomped by Obie thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too let go It's nobody listen to techno Now go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list of new insults been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife But sometimes shit just seems everybody wants to discuss me this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just me, I'm just No I'm not the first king of am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black so selfishly and used it get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a that works Twenty million other rappers emerge But no how many fish in the sea be so empty, without me [Chorus] {*Eminem this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!