"Obie Trice, real name no - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park go round the outside; round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; the outside, round the outside {*scratches* who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a Guess back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's {*Eminem hums* One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody to see Marshall no more They want Shady, chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, is what I'll give ya A little bit of mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll start my heart quicker than a shock I get shocked at the hospital the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the while he's operating (hey!!) waited this long, now stop debating Cause back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your heart problem's complicating So FCC won't let me be or me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down MTV But it feels so empty, me So, come on and dip, bum your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and on your tits And get ready, cause shit's about to get heavy I just settled my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks a job for me So everybody, just follow Cause we a little, controversy it feels so empty, without me I said this looks a job for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Two: Little Hellions, feelin rebellious their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin like helpless someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary Could a revolution, pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and in the fact I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak* And a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your like a splinter The center of attention, for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since Infesting in your ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my cents is free A nuisance, who You sent for me? [Chorus] Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit tat with who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass worse than them little Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow You don't know me, you're old, let go over, nobody listen to techno Now let's just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of insults I been dope, suspenseful with a ever Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes shit just seems everybody wants to discuss me this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just I'm just obscene No not the first king of controversy I the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music selfishly used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that Twenty million other white rappers But no how many fish in the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!