"Obie Trice, real name gimmicks" - Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park go round the outside; round outside, round the outside {*scratches* Two park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Guess back Back again Shady's back a friend Guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: I've created monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what give ya A little of weed mixed with some hard liquor vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I shocked at the hospital by the when I'm not co-operating When rockin the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited long, now stop debating I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating I know you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart complicating So FCC won't let me be let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me on MTV But it feels so empty, without So, come on and dip, bum on your Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some your tits And get ready, this shit's about to get heavy I just all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] this looks like a job for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a little, Cause it feels so empty, me I said this like a job for me So everybody, just me Cause we need little, controversy Cause it so empty, without me [Verse Two: Hellions, kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision scary Could start a revolution, pollutin the A so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a such a catastrophe for you to see so much of my ass; you asked for me? I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin up under your skin like splinter The center of attention, back the winter I'm interesting, the best since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting Testing, attention please Feel tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: A-tisket a-tasket, go tit for tat with anybody talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can your ass kicked worse than little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, me You know me, you're too old, let go over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just the signal I'll be there with a whole list of new insults been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever Prince turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* sometimes the shit just seems everybody only to discuss me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But it's just I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis to do black music so and used it to get myself (Hey!!) There's a that works Twenty million other white rappers But no how many fish in the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!