"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" Obie Trice [Intro] Two trailer park go round the outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, round outside {*scratches* Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. hums* [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some liquor Some that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the table while he's (hey!!) You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the and ovu-lating I know that you a job Ms. Cheney but your heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me or let me be me, so let me try to shut me down on MTV But it feels empty, without me So, come on and dip, on your lips Fuck that, cum on your and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get I just all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like job for me So everybody, just follow Cause we need little, controversy it feels so empty, without me I this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, me [Verse Two: Eminem] Little kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still to Elvis They start feelin like prisoners 'til someone comes on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A vision of scary Could start a pollutin the airwaves A rebel, so just let me and bask in the fact that I got kissin my ass {*smak* And it's a disaster, a catastrophe for you to see so damn of my ass; you asked for me? Well back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na {*bzzt* Fix bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, endin under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for winter interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, two cents is free A nuisance, who You sent for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, I tit for tat with anybody who's this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass worse than them little Limp Bizkit And You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, go It's over, nobody to techno Now let's go, just gimme signal I'll be there with a whole list full of insults I been dope, suspenseful a pencil ever since Prince turned himself a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit just everybody only to discuss me So this mean I'm dis-gus-ting But just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy I am the worst since Elvis Presley do black music so selfishly and used it get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that Twenty other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in sea It'll be so empty, me [Chorus] {*Eminem sings this "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!