🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real Slim 
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I have your  please?
 Will the real Slim Shady please stand 
 I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand 
 We're gonna  a problem here..
 
 Y'all  like you never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam,  Tommy just burst in the door
 and  whoopin her ass worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture 
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're 
 he didn't just say what I think he did,  he?"
 And Dr. Dre said... nothing  idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in  basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women love 
 [*vocal  chigga chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady,  sick of him
 Look at him, walkin around grabbin his 
 Flippin  you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head 
 But no worse, than  goin on in your parents' bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just  loose, but can't
 but it's cool for Tom  to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your lips, my bum is  your lips"
 And  I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
 And that's the message that we deliver to  kids
 And expect them not  know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know what  is
 By the  they hit fourth grade
  got the Discovery Channel don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well,  of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like  [SLURP]
 But  we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 then there's  reason that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like  feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it 
 
 [Chorus: Eminem (repeat 
 
  I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All  other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand 
  stand up, please stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't  cuss in his raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so fuck him and fuck you 
 You think I give a  about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't  stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if  win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you  could just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit me  next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera better  me chairs
 so I can sit next to  Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue over who  gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on blast on 
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's  to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download  audio on MP3
 and  the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy  all you do is annoy me
 so I  been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million  us just like me
 who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck  me
 who dress  me; walk, talk and act like me
 and just might be  next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
  like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about  your friends inside your living room
 The only  is I got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or  at all
 I just get on the mic and spit 
 and  you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers  can
 Then you wonder how can kids eat up these  like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin  I'm thirty
 I'll be the only person in the nursin home 
  nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but  whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger  spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*]  in the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't  a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his  up
 So, will the real Shady  stand up?
 And put one  those fingers on each hand up?
 And  proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as  can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
  there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  it, let's all stand up