🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I  your attention please?
 May I have your  please?
  the real Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim Shady  stand up?
 We're  have a problem here..
 
 Y'all act like  never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy  burst in the door
  started whoopin her ass worse than before
  first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait,  way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think he  did he?"
 And Dr. Dre  nothing you idiots!
 Dr.  dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women love 
 [*vocal turntable:  chigga chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick  him
 Look  him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah,  he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in  head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' 
 Sometimes, I  get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but it's cool for  Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is  your lips, my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might just  it a little kiss
 And  the message that we deliver to little kids
 And expect them not to know what  woman's clitoris is
  course they gonna know what intercourse is
 By the time they hit fourth 
 They got the Discovery Channel  they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.."  some of us cannibals
  cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But  we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 then there's no  that a man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like  feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave your pantyhose, sing the  and it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady,  I'm the real Shady
 All you other Slim Shadys  just imitating
 So won't  real Slim Shady please stand up,
 please stand up,  stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell  records;
 well I do, so fuck him and fuck you 
 You think  give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let  stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it  weird?"
 Why? So you guys  just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit  here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit,  Aguilera better switch me chairs
 so I can sit  to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 and hear 'em argue  who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me  blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's  but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her audio on 
  show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick  you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 so I have been sent here to destroy  [bzzzt]
 And there's a million  us just like me
  cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
  dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
 and just might be the next best thing but  quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm  givin you
 things you  about with your friends inside your living room
 The  difference is I got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all and I don't gotta  false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on  mic and spit it
 and whether you  to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers out 
 Then you wonder how  kids eat up these albums like valiums
  funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
  be the only person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin  with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this  bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every single person is  Slim Shady lurkin
  could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in  parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give a 
 with his windows down and his system 
  will the real Shady please stand up?
 And  one of those fingers on each hand up?
 And  proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as you can, how does  go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's  Slim Shady in all of us
  it, let's all stand up