🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have your  please?
 May I have  attention please?
 Will the  Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand 
 We're gonna have  problem here..
 
 Y'all act like you never seen  white person before
 Jaws  on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin her ass worse  before
 they first were divorce, throwin  over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no  you're kidding,
  didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre  nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in  basement! (Ha-ha!)
  women love Eminem
 [*vocal turntable: chigga  chigga*]
 "Slim Shady, I'm  of him
  at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin  you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in  head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' 
 Sometimes,  wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but it's  for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is  your lips, my bum is on your lips"
 And  I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
 And that's the message  we deliver to little kids
 And expect them not to know what  woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know  intercourse is
 By the time they hit  grade
 They got the Discovery  don't they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us 
 who cut other people open  cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we can hump dead  and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and another man can't 
 [*EWWW!*] But if  feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 Women wave  pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus: Eminem  2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real 
 All  other Slim Shadys are just imitating
 So won't the  Slim Shady please stand up,
 please stand up,  stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith  gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so fuck him and fuck  too!
 You think I give a  about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what  you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you guys  just lie to get me here?
  you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit,  Aguilera better switch me chairs
 so I can sit next to Carson Daly and  Durst
  hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put  on blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute,  I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download her  on MP3
 and show the whole world how  gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy 
 so  have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a  of us just like me
  cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 who dress like  walk, talk and act like me
 and just  be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like  head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with your friends inside your  room
 The only difference is  got the balls to say it
 in front of y'all  I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on  mic and spit it
 and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I  shit it
 better than ninety percent of you rappers  can
 Then you wonder how can kids eat up  albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin  I'm thirty
 I'll be the only person in  nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off  Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this  bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every  person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin  your onion rings
 [*HACH*]  in the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't  a fuck!"
 with his windows down and his system 
 So, will the real Shady  stand up?
 And  one of those fingers on each hand up?
  be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 and one more time,  as you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's  Slim Shady in all of us
 Fuck it, let's all  up