🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real  Shady"
 
 [Eminem]
 May I have your  please?
 May I have your  please?
 Will the  Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will the real Slim  please stand up?
 We're  have a problem here..
 
 Y'all act like you never seen a white  before
 Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the 
 and  whoopin her ass worse than before
 they first were divorce,  her over furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the...  wait, no way, you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I think he  did he?"
 And Dr. Dre  nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's  in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist  love Eminem
 [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga 
 "Slim Shady, I'm sick of 
 Look at him,  around grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute 
 Yeah, I probably got a couple of  up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on in your  bedrooms
 Sometimes, I wanna  on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but it's cool  Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 "My bum is on your lips, my  is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky, you might just give  a little kiss
 And that's the message that we deliver  little kids
 And  them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna know what  is
 By the time they hit  grade
 They got the Discovery Channel don't 
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of  cannibals
 who cut other people open  cantaloupes [SLURP]
 But if we can  dead animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that a man and another man can't 
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the 
 Women wave  pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus:  (repeat 2X)]
 
 'Cause I'm  Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All you other Slim Shadys are just 
 So won't the real Slim Shady please stand 
 please stand up, please stand 
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his 
 well  do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
  think I give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it  weird?"
  So you guys could just lie to get me here?
 So you can, sit  here next to Britney Spears?
 Shit, Christina Aguilera  switch me chairs
 so I can sit next to Carson Daly and  Durst
 and hear 'em  over who she gave head to first
 You little bitch, put me on blast on 
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think  married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 I should download  audio on MP3
  show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you  girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 so I have been sent here to  you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million  us just like me
 who cuss  me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 who  like me; walk, talk and act like me
 and just might be the  best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip to  to, cause I'm only givin you
 things you joke about with your friends inside your  room
 The only difference is I got the balls  say it
 in front of y'all and I don't  be false or sugarcoated at all
 I just get on  mic and spit it
  whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than ninety  of you rappers out can
 Then you wonder how  kids eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny;  at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
  be the only person in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses when I'm  off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but  whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 And every single person is a  Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion 
 [*HACH*] Or  the parkin lot, circling
 Screaming "I don't give  fuck!"
 with his windows down  his system up
  will the real Shady please stand up?
 And put  of those fingers on each hand up?
 And be proud to be  your mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud as you can,  does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess  a Slim Shady in all of us
 Fuck it, let's  stand up