🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

 "The Real Slim 
 
 [Eminem]
  I have your attention please?
 May I have your attention 
 Will  real Slim Shady please stand up?
 I repeat, will  real Slim Shady please stand up?
 We're  have a problem here..
 
 Y'all  like you never seen a white person before
 Jaws all on the floor like  like Tommy just burst in the door
 and started whoopin  ass worse than before
 they first were divorce, throwin her  furniture (Ahh!)
 It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no  you're kidding,
 he didn't just say what I  he did, did he?"
 And Dr. Dre  nothing you idiots!
 Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in  basement! (Ha-ha!)
 Feminist women love 
 [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga 
 "Slim Shady, I'm  of him
 Look at him, walkin  grabbin his you-know-what
 Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's  cute though!"
  I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
 But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' 
  I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead 
 "My bum is on  lips, my bum is on your lips"
 And if I'm lucky,  might just give it a little kiss
  that's the message that we deliver to little kids
 And expect them not to know what  woman's clitoris is
 Of course they gonna  what intercourse is
 By the time they hit fourth 
 They got the Discovery Channel  they?
 "We ain't nothing but mammals.."  some of us cannibals
 who cut other people open like cantaloupes 
 But if we can hump  animals and antelopes
 then there's no reason that  man and another man can't elope
 [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the 
 Women  your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 [Chorus: Eminem  2X)]
 
 'Cause  Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
 All you other Slim Shadys are just 
 So  the real Slim Shady please stand up,
  stand up, please stand up?
 
 [Eminem]
 Will Smith don't gotta cuss  his raps to sell his records;
 well I do, so fuck him and  you too!
  think I give a damn about a Grammy?
 Half of you critics  even stomach me, let alone stand me
 "But Slim, what if you  wouldn't it be weird?"
 Why? So you guys could just lie to get me 
 So you can, sit me here next  Britney Spears?
 Shit,  Aguilera better switch me chairs
 so  can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
 You  bitch, put me on blast on MTV
 "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to  hee-hee!"
 I should download her audio  MP3
 and show the whole  how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
 I'm sick of you little girl  boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
 And there's a million of  just like me
 who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck  me
 who dress like me;  talk and act like me
 and  might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Eminem]
 I'm like a head trip  listen to, cause I'm only givin you
 things  joke about with your friends inside your living room
 The only difference  I got the balls to say it
 in  of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 I  get on the mic and spit it
 and whether you like  admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
 better than  percent of you rappers out can
 Then you wonder how can  eat up these albums like valiums
 It's funny; cause at the  I'm goin when I'm thirty
 I'll be the only  in the nursin home flirting
 Pinchin nurses asses  I'm jackin off with Jergens
 And I'm jerkin but this whole bag  Viagra isn't working
 And  single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
 He could be workin at Burger King, spittin  your onion rings
 [*HACH*] Or in  parkin lot, circling
 Screaming  don't give a fuck!"
  his windows down and his system up
 So, will the real Shady  stand up?
  put one of those fingers on each hand up?
 And be proud to be outta  mind and outta control
 and one more time, loud  you can, how does it go?
 
 [Chorus 4X]
 
 [Eminem]
 Ha ha
 Guess there's a Slim Shady in all  us
 Fuck it, let's all  up