[Intro] (Talking) don't understand.. are you bein so mean!? a MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, you just do what I do So instead of just it You walk around and All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're meany, a meany But it's only cause you're jealous of me Cause what you wanna be So just look like a idiot When say these mean things it's too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, weenie [Verse 1] Alright I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is We are going to an experiment of a sort I'm going to have to ask to bare with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your - close em' You are now about be placed under my hypnosis For next 4 and a half minutes We are going explore into your mind To find out why so fuckin jealous Now why do they you who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if still listening Ok now I need un-divided attention Sir have a question Why I always sense this, Undeniable tension from moment I enter into the room? It all quiet and whispers Whenever there's conversations why I always mentioned? I been dying to it's been itching at me Is it just [Chorus] You're jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead just admitting it You walk and say kinds of really mean things about me Cause you're a meany, meany But it's only you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna you just look like a idiot When you say these mean Cause it's easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big [Verse 2] Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) line I was going to say something important But I forgot or what it was I fucked Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I That's just what you to hear from me Is that FUCKED up ain't it? That I bust one take Without lookin at no doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this booth all For me to say the ok You're you have tooth decay You're mouth is You're disgusting What the fuck you eat for A bunch sweets or somethin What you munch a of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin through gum Your stinks, Want to chew some [Yes I do what am I on?] sir are on ?? [Marshall I'm so jealous you Please you won't tell nobody I'd be so I'm absolutely terrified That gonna find out Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, awful Mean things, is my insecurities!!] [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, you just can't what I do So instead just admitting it walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, meany But it's only you're just really jealous of me Cause I'm you wanna be So you look like a idiot When you these mean things Cause it's too easy to You're just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we're going to conduct That that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a looks like When he takes hits of exctasy Cause that's exactly what your eyes look Wanna check see? Here's a mirror the resemblance here? let me put these sun glasses on Now look in mirror, how bout' now What do you have in You're green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em' You look I sound like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of mouth is between me and you I you're not happy, I know you'd much rather see my In corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out my mind dying There's denying That my is much bigger than yours is Mine is like stickin a in between 2 oranges Why are even doin this to yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep going through this? This is point is this, that if you say mean things, You're weenie shrink Now forgot what the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a But it's only cause you're just really jealous of Cause I'm what you be So you just look like idiot When you say these things Cause too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie Fuck off my