[Intro] (Talking) don't understand.. Why are you bein so You're MEAN, MEAN MAN! [Chorus] You're just jealous me Cause you, you just can't do what I So instead of just admitting You walk around and All kinds of really mean things about Cause you're meany, a meany But it's cause you're really jealous of me Cause what you wanna be So you look like a idiot When you say these mean Cause too easy to see really just a big weenie, big weenie [Verse 1] Alright listen, I need to focus I need you go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of a going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em' You are now about be placed under my hypnosis the next 4 and a half minutes are going to explore into your mind To find out why you're fuckin jealous Now why do they make who Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo Syke, I'm I just wanted to see if you're still listening Ok now I need un-divided attention Sir I have question Why do always sense this, Undeniable tension from the I enter into the room? It gets all quiet whispers Whenever there's conversations why am I always I been dying to ask, it's itching at me Is it just [Chorus] You're just jealous of Cause you, you just can't do I do So of just admitting it You around and say All kinds of really things about me Cause you're a meany, a But only cause you're really jealous of me Cause I'm what you wanna So you just like a idiot When you say these things Cause it's too easy see You're really just a big big weenie [Verse 2] Alright I, I just flubbed(?) a line I going to say something extremly important But I forgot who or what was I fucked Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, I didin't That's just you wanted to hear from me Is that I FUCKED up ain't That I could one take Without at no paper doesn't take a bunch of takes Or me to stand in this booth all day For me to the truth ok You're drooling, have tooth decay mouth is open, You're disgusting What the fuck eat for lunch, A of sweets or somethin What munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch? You're tooth is rottin through the breath stinks, to chew some gum? [Yes I do sir what am I sir are on ?? I'm so jealous of you Please say won't tell nobody I'd be embarassed I'm just terrified That someone's gonna out Why I'm saying all these terrible, and awful Mean is my own insecurities!!] [Chorus] just jealous of me Cause you, just can't do what I do instead of just admitting it walk around and say All kinds of mean things about me you're a meany, a meany But it's only cause you're just really of me Cause I'm you wanna be So you just like a idiot When you these mean things Cause it's too easy to You're really just a big weenie, weenie [Verse 3] Alright now we, we're going to That experiment that were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog like When he 2 hits of exctasy Cause that's exactly what your eyes look Wanna check to see? a mirror the resemblance here? Wait me put these sun glasses on Now look this mirror, how bout' now What you have in common? You're both green with envy and look like idiots with on em' You like I sound like, singing about weenies Now take weenie out of your mouth is between me and you I know you're not I know you'd much rather see lying In the corner of a somewhere crying Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of mind dying no denying That my weenie is much bigger yours is Mine is like stickin a banana in 2 oranges Why are you even doin this yourself? It's pointless, Why do we have to keep on through this? This is My point this, that if you say mean things, You're weenie will Now forgot what the chorus is.. [Chorus] You're just of me you, you just can't do what I do So of just admitting it You walk around say All kinds of mean things about me Cause you're a meany, a But it's only you're just really jealous of me Cause what you wanna be So just look like a idiot When say these mean things it's too easy to see You're really a big weenie, big weenie Fuck my dick