You know parents are the same no matter time nor They understand that us kids are gonna make some mistakes So to you, all the kids all the land There’s no need to argue, parents just understand I remember one mom took me school shopping It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my and my little sister hopped in the car We headed downtown to the Mall MY mom started bugging with the clothes chose I didn’t nothing at first I turned up my nose said, “What’s wrong? This shirt cost $20″ said, “Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!” The next half hour was the old thing My mother buying me clothes from And then lost her mind and did the ultimate I asked her for Adidas and bought me Zips! I said, “Mom, are you doing, you’re ruining my rep” She said, “You’re only you don’t have a rep yet” I said, “Mom, let’s put these clothes back, She said “no, you go school to learn not for a fashion show” I said, isn’t Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I’m not Bowzer Mom, please put back the Brady Bunch trousers But if you don’t want to I can live that but You gotta back the double-knit reversible slacks” wasn’t moved - everything stayed the same Inevitably the first of school came I thought could get over, I tried to play sick But my mom said, “No, no way, uh-uh, it” There nothing I could do, I tried to relax I got dressed up in those ancient And when I walked into school, it was as I thought The kids were cracking laughing at the clothes Mom bought And those who weren’t still had a ball Because they were pointing and I walked down the hall I home and told my Mom how my day went She said, they were laughing you don’t need them, Cause not good friends” For the next hours I tried to explain to my Mom That I was gonna have to go through this about more times So to you all the kids all the land There’s no to argue Parents just don’t Oh-kay, the situation My parents went away a week’s vacation and left the keys to the brand new Porsche they mind? Umm, of course not I’ll take it for a little spin And maybe show it off to a of friends I’ll just cruise it the neighborhood Well, maybe shouldn’t Yeah, of course I Pay attention, here’s the thick of the I pulled up to the corner at the end of my That’s when saw this beautiful girlie girl walking I picked my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking should’ve seen this girl’s bodily dimensions I honked my horn to get her attention She said, “Was for me?” I said, She “Why?” I said, “Come on and take a ride a helluva guy” She said, “How do know you’re not sick? You be some deranged lunatic” I said, “C’mon toots - name is the Prince = Beside, would a lunatic have Porsche like this?” She agreed and we on our way She was looking very good and so was I, I must say word We hit McDonald’s, pulled into the We ordered two Big Macs and two fries with Cokes She kicked shoes off onto the floor She said, “Drive fast, speed turns me She put her hand on my knee, put my foot on the gas We almost got I took off so fast The sun roof was open , the music was And this girl’s hand was steadily moving my thigh She had opened up three buttons on her shirt far I guess that’s why I didn’t that police car We’re doing in my Mom’s new Porsche And to make this long story - short When the cop pulled me over I was scared as said, “I don’t have a license but I drive very well, officer” I almost had a heart attack day Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old I was arrested, car was impounded There was no for me to avoid being grounded My parents to come off from vacation to get me I’d rather be in jail to have my father hit me My parents in I got my grip, I said, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?” They didn’t speak I said, “I want to plead my case” my father just shoved me in the car by my face That was hard ride home, I don’t know how I survived They took - one would beat me while the other was driving I can’t believe it, I just made mistake Well parents are the same no matter nor place So to you the kids all across the land Take from me, parents just don’t understand