🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an afternoon alone 
 My  book, "Broadway
 Musicals of the 
 No  to bother me.
 How could it get any better than 
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey Rod, you'll 
 Guess what happened 
 Me  the subway this morning.
 This guy was smiling at  and talking to me
 
 ROD
 That's  interesting.
 
 NICKY
  was being real friendly,
 And  think he was coming on to me.
 I think he might've thought  was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me 
  should I care?
 I don't 
 What did you have for lunch 
 
 NICKY
 Oh,  don't have to get
 All defensive about  Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm NOT  defensive!
 What do I care about some gay guy  met, okay?
 I'm trying  read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't mean anything by  Rod.
 I just think it's something  should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I  want to talk about it,
 Nicky! This  is over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
  okay, but just so you know
 IF  WERE GAY
  BE OKAY.
 I  'CAUSE, HEY,
 I'D LIKE  ANYWAY.
  YOU SEE,
 IF IT WERE 
 I  FEEL FREE
 TO SAY  I WAS GAY
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I am trying to 
 What?!
 
 NICKY
  YOU WERE QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D  BE HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky,  trying to read this book.
 
 NICKY
 YEAR  YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE  DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND  KNOW THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD ACCEPT ME 
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
  I TOLD YOU TODAY,
 "HEY! GUESS 
 I'M GAY!"
  I'M NOT GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
  BEING WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button Shoes,  Joey...
 
 NICKY
  WHAT SHOULD IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT  DO IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No  not!
 IF YOU  GAY
 I'D  HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I  not listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND  I'D STAY,
 
 ROD
  la la la la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT I WOULDN'T 
  YOUR WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU  COUNT ON ME
 TO  BE
 BESIDE YOU  DAY,
 TO TELL  IT'S OKAY,
  WERE JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS  SAY,
 IT'S  YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT I'M NOT 
 
 NICKY
 If you were 
 
 ROD
 Argh!