🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah,  afternoon alone with
 My favorite  "Broadway
  of the 1940s."
  roommate to bother me.
 How could it get any better than 
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey Rod,  never
 Guess what  to
 Me on the subway  morning.
 This guy was smiling  me and talking to me
 
 ROD
  very interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He  being real friendly,
 And I think  was coming on to me.
 I think he  thought I was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling  this?
  should I care?
 I don't 
 What did you have for lunch 
 
 NICKY
 Oh, you don't have to 
 All defensive about it, 
 
 ROD
 I'm NOT  defensive!
 What do I care about  gay guy you met, okay?
  trying to read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't mean anything by  Rod.
 I just think it's something we should be able  talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to talk  it,
 Nicky! This conversation is 
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
  okay, but just so you know
 IF  WERE GAY
 THAT'D BE 
 I  'CAUSE, HEY,
 I'D LIKE YOU 
 BECAUSE YOU 
 IF  WERE ME,
  WOULD FEEL FREE
 TO SAY THAT  WAS GAY
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I am  to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
  YOU WERE QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D  BE HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying  read this book.
 
 NICKY
 YEAR  YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE  DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
  I KNOW THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD ACCEPT  TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF  TOLD YOU TODAY,
 "HEY!  WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST  WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button  Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
  WHAT SHOULD IT
 MATTER  ME
 WHAT YOU DO IN 
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
 Nicky,  GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No it's 
 IF  WERE GAY
 I'D  HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I am  listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND  I'D STAY,
 
 ROD
 La  la la la!
 
 NICKY
  I WOULDN'T GET
  YOUR WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN COUNT ON 
 TO  BE
 BESIDE YOU  DAY,
 TO  YOU IT'S OKAY,
 YOU  JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND,  THEY SAY,
 IT'S IN YOUR 
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
 BUT  NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
 If  were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!