🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an  alone with
  favorite book, "Broadway
 Musicals  the 1940s."
 No  to bother me.
 How  it get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey Rod,  never
 Guess what  to
 Me on the subway this 
 This guy was smiling at me and talking to 
 
 ROD
 That's  interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He was being real 
 And  think he was coming on to me.
  think he might've thought I was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why  you telling me this?
 Why  I care?
 I  care.
 What  you have for lunch today?
 
 NICKY
 Oh, you  have to get
 All  about it, Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm  getting defensive!
 What  I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
  trying to read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh,  didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
  just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
  don't want to talk about it,
 Nicky! This conversation is 
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well,  but just so you know
 IF YOU WERE 
 THAT'D  OKAY.
 I MEAN  HEY,
 I'D LIKE YOU 
 BECAUSE  SEE,
  IT WERE ME,
 I WOULD  FREE
 TO  THAT I WAS GAY
  I'M NOT GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I  trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF  WERE QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 I'D  BE HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read this 
 
 NICKY
 YEAR  YEAR
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE  DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND I KNOW THAT 
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
  ACCEPT ME TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF I TOLD  TODAY,
 "HEY! GUESS 
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 I'M HAPPY
 JUST  WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High  Shoes, Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO WHAT  IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT YOU  IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No it's 
 IF YOU  GAY
  SHOUT HOORAY!
 
 ROD
  am not listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE  STAY,
 
 ROD
 La  la la la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT I WOULDN'T 
  YOUR WAY.
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN COUNT ON 
  ALWAYS BE
 BESIDE  EVERY DAY,
 TO  YOU IT'S OKAY,
 YOU WERE JUST 
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS THEY 
 IT'S  YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
  I'M NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
 If  were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!