🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an afternoon alone 
 My favorite  "Broadway
  of the 1940s."
 No roommate to bother 
  could it get any better than this?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey  you'll never
 Guess what  to
 Me on the  this morning.
 This guy was  at me and talking to me
 
 ROD
  very interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He  being real friendly,
 And I  he was coming on to me.
 I think he might've thought I was 
 
 ROD
 Ahem,  uh, why are you telling me this?
 Why should  care?
  don't care.
 What did you  for lunch today?
 
 NICKY
 Oh,  don't have to get
 All defensive about  Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm  getting defensive!
 What do I care about  gay guy you met, okay?
  trying to read.
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I didn't  anything by it, Rod.
 I just think it's something  should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't  to talk about it,
 Nicky! This conversation  over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
 Well, okay,  just so you know
 IF YOU WERE 
 THAT'D BE 
 I MEAN 'CAUSE, 
 I'D  YOU ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE  SEE,
  IT WERE ME,
 I WOULD  FREE
 TO  THAT I WAS GAY
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
  am trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF YOU  QUEER
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
  STILL BE HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to  this book.
 
 NICKY
 YEAR AFTER 
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE  DEAR
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND  KNOW THAT YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD ACCEPT  TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
 IF I  YOU TODAY,
 "HEY! GUESS 
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M NOT 
 I'M HAPPY
  BEING WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button Shoes,  Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO WHAT  IT
 MATTER TO 
 WHAT YOU  IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No it's 
  YOU WERE GAY
 I'D  HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I am not 
 
 NICKY
 AND  I'D STAY,
 
 ROD
  la la la la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT  WOULDN'T GET
 IN YOUR 
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN COUNT ON 
 TO ALWAYS 
 BESIDE  EVERY DAY,
 TO  YOU IT'S OKAY,
  WERE JUST BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS  SAY,
 IT'S  YOUR DNA,
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
  I'M NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
  you were gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!