🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: If You Were Gay - Avenue Q

 ROD
 Aah, an  alone with
 My favorite book, 
 Musicals  the 1940s."
 No roommate  bother me.
 How could it get any better than 
 
 NICKY
 Oh,hi Rod!
 
 ROD
 Hi Nicky.
 
 NICKY
 Hey Rod, you'll 
 Guess  happened to
  on the subway this morning.
 This guy was smiling  me and talking to me
 
 ROD
 That's  interesting.
 
 NICKY
 He was  real friendly,
 And  think he was coming on to me.
 I think  might've thought I was gay!
 
 ROD
 Ahem, so, uh, why  you telling me this?
 Why should  care?
  don't care.
 What did you have for lunch 
 
 NICKY
 Oh,  don't have to get
 All defensive  it, Rod...
 
 ROD
 I'm NOT  defensive!
 What do I care about some  guy you met, okay?
 I'm trying to 
 
 NICKY
 Oh, I  mean anything by it, Rod.
 I  think it's something we should be able to talk about.
 
 ROD
 I don't want to  about it,
 Nicky! This conversation  over!!!
 
 NICKY
 Yeah, but...
 
 ROD
 OVER!!!
 
 NICKY
  okay, but just so you know
 IF YOU WERE 
  BE OKAY.
 I MEAN  HEY,
 I'D  YOU ANYWAY.
 BECAUSE YOU 
 IF IT WERE 
 I  FEEL FREE
  SAY THAT I WAS GAY
  I'M NOT GAY.)
 
 ROD
 Nicky, please!
 I  trying to read....
 What?!
 
 NICKY
 IF YOU WERE 
 
 ROD
 Ah, Nicky!
 
 NICKY
  STILL BE HERE,
 
 ROD
 Nicky, I'm trying to read this 
 
 NICKY
 YEAR AFTER 
 
 ROD
 Nicky!
 
 NICKY
 BECAUSE YOU'RE 
 TO ME,
 
 ROD
 Argh!
 
 NICKY
 AND I KNOW  YOU
 
 ROD
 What?
 
 NICKY
 WOULD  ME TOO,
 
 ROD
 I would?
 
 NICKY
  I TOLD YOU TODAY,
  GUESS WHAT,
 I'M GAY!"
 (BUT I'M  GAY.)
 I'M HAPPY
  BEING WITH YOU.
 
 ROD
 High Button  Pal Joey...
 
 NICKY
 SO  SHOULD IT
 MATTER  ME
 WHAT  DO IN BED
 WITH GUYS?
 
 ROD
  that's GROSS!
 
 NICKY
 No  not!
 IF YOU WERE 
  SHOUT HOORAY!
 
 ROD
 I  not listening!
 
 NICKY
 AND HERE  STAY,
 
 ROD
 La la  la la!
 
 NICKY
 BUT I WOULDN'T 
 IN YOUR 
 
 ROD
 Aaaah!
 
 NICKY
 YOU CAN  ON ME
 TO ALWAYS 
 BESIDE YOU  DAY,
 TO TELL YOU  OKAY,
 YOU WERE  BORN
 THAT WAY,
 AND, AS THEY 
 IT'S IN YOUR 
 YOU'RE GAY!
 
 ROD
  I'M NOT GAY!
 
 NICKY
 If you  gay.
 
 ROD
 Argh!