🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Aru Shitsuji No Nichijou - The Daily Routine of a Certain Butler (Sebastian Michaelis' Character Song No.2) - Ono Daisuke

 ==Kanji==
 
 
 ある執事の日常
 
 
 お目覚めの熱い紅茶淹れたなら　パン焼いてオムレツ焼いて
 使えない使用人にも焼きをいれましょう　焦げ目キツメ
 
 シャツを着せボタンしめリボン結んで靴下するり　仕上げに眼帯を
 これぞシェル．ファントムハイヴ卿　私の主人
 
 こんなところに　寝癖が一束ぴょろりら　なんと頑固なのでしょう
 寝癖は持ち主似るのか　全く言うことをきかない
 
 これはお仕置きせねばですね　霧吹きシュシュラシュッシュッシュー
 水責め　こんなに濡れてもなお強情な曲線
 どこぞの死神よりしつこい　ぴーっとのばしてふうふうふう
 そのままスッと櫛ひけば　光る……天使の輪
 
 『ファントムハイヴ家の執事たるもの、
 寝癖のひとつやふたつ真っ直ぐできずにどうします？』
 
 すべては迅速解決　それこそが執事の日常
 あるいは即刻瞬殺　そう悪魔の実情
 
 『朝食の後は、帝王学の権威ユーグ教授がお見えになります。
 午後からはダンスレッスンと、商談がざっと五件ほど……
 よろしいですね、坊ちゃん？』
 
 忙しくのたうちまわる主人　橫目に資料チェックチェック
 あやしい客人には　きわどいおもてなしします
 夜の帳がおりたならば　バスタブ温度チェックちゃぶちゃぶふうふう
 どこから洗いましょう……いえ、ここは割愛
 
 就寝の時間おやすみなさい　子守り歌をふんふんふん
 ああ眠れ坊ちゃん　屍じみて安らかに
 怖い夢見たらお呼びを　イエスイエスマイロード
 やがてまた訪れる朝　目覚めの紅茶を淹れる
 
 執事の日常
 
 悪魔の実情
 
 ==English Trans==
 
 After I've  some black tea to help you wake up,
 I shall bake  bread and make some omelet.
 Those servants who  useless and can't do anything right,
 I shall grill some burn marks onto them as well, 
 
 I shall put a shirt on you, button  tie a ribbon,
 help you put on your  and finish with your eye-patch.
 THIS, is  master Lord Ciel Phantomhive.
 
 How can this kind of spot have a bunch  disarranged bed hair!
 And what  stubborn bundle it is!
 Does bed hair act just like its master  something?
 It doesn't  to what I say at all!
 
 I do think  some punishment is in order...
 a  sprayer, spray, spray, spray, spray!
 It's already  wet from my water torture,
  it still retains its obstinate curves.
 It's more insistent than  death god,
 but I'll just stretch  straighten it a little bit,
 and then when I use a comb  it...
 Voila!  shiny angel's halo!
 
 "As the butler of  Phantomhive House,
 if I can't even straighten out  bed hair,
 what would  ever be able do?"
 
 I must  care of everything very swiftly;
 that's  I do my job every day.
 I also must carry  the assassinations instantly;
  that's a demon's real state of affairs
 
 "After breakfast  will meet Professor Hugues,
 who is very  about how to be an emperor.
 In  afternoon, a dance lesson, a business negotiation...
 roughly five tasks.  that all right, Young Master?"
 
 Master is so busy that he  writhes in pain,
 as he checks and checks the documents  sideways glances.
  the guests look too suspicious,
 I shall make sure to give  some precarious treatment.
 When night's darkness has 
 I shall check the  of the bath water, splish-splash!
 Where would you like me  wash first?
 ...No, as  as it pains me, I'll have to say "no" to this spot.
 
 It's time for bed, so  night,
 as I  for you a lullaby.
 Ah, sleep well, Young 
  peacefully like a dead body.
 If you have a nightmare,  summon me immediately,
 and I shall answer  "Yes, yes, my Lord."
 When morning finally 
 I shall make some more black  to help you wake up.
 
 A butler's  routine.
 
 A demon's real state of 
 
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