of static] [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years Fed up with life and the way things are he decides to rob liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, has a sudden change of heart. suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, (Huh?) Now before you walk the door of this liquor store and try to get out the drawer You better think the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, one of her blonde wigs Tell her need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but it all goes through like it's supposed to The neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are that bitch? Do really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your [sound static] ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here a minute") ("Mmm, don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a After meeting a young girl at a rave things start hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while kissin her cheek and her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's fifteen years old You shouldn't advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? huh!) Fuck this right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled to jail?) Man fuck that, that shit raw dawg and bail.. [sound of [pickup idling, radio [announcer] Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer home to find his wife in bed with man. THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, breathin.. [Eminem] that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's explanation for this shit? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's Grady But think about the baby before you get crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, smart, don't be a retard gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma you motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! temper! Mr. Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be [Dr. Dre] Cause he need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw it... What am sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is and re-fired]