[sound of [announcer] Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things going, he decides to rob a store. ("I can't take this no more, I take it no more homes") But on his way in, he a sudden change of heart. suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! Now before you walk in the door of this store and try to money out the drawer You better of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of aunt's cribs borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her need a place to stay You'll be safe for if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and expose you Think about it before walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George [Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are that rich? Why you give fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think gives a fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's for you know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) [sound of ("It's alright just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave things start getting hot and heavy an upstairs bedroom. again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped in her drink Now all gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen old You shouldn't take advantage of her, not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh Fuck this bitch here on the spot bare Til passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the with SunDoobiest! you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit dawg and bail.. of static] [pickup radio playing] [announcer] Meet Grady, a year old construction worker. coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another ("WHAT FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, breathin.. [Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get FUCK slittin throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? on his dick?!) Shady, maybe he's right Grady But about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter kidnap her? That's what I did, smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? think I'd remember?) I'ma kill motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! temper! Mr. Mr. N.W.A.? AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the route that I went Been there, done that.. aw fuck What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, your gun at? [gun fires, cocked, and re-fired]