🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I don't  dude...
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead  of a band dude...
 And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me 
 And  need to take it up with me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks  even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like  wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I  they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm  lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 1  Eminem]
  I get off stage right and drop the mic
 Walk up to  hot chicks and I'm all like
  ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
 I'm the lead singer  D12 baby
 They're all like "Oh my god  him"
 "Beck y oh  fuckin' god it's Eminem"
 "I swear  fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Ple ase won't you  let me suck your cock"
 And by now the rest of the fellas get 
 Especially when I drop  beat and do my acapellas
 All the chicks start yellin', all the  babes
  their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
 So like every single night they  a fight with me
 But when we  it's kinda like sibling rivalry
 Cuz they're  on stage the next night with me
 Dude I just think you're tryna steal the  from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried  pull a knife on me
 Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my  to be
 This  star shit, it's the life for me
 And all the other guys just despise  because these...
 
 [Chorus]
 T hese chicks don't  know the name of my band...
 But they're all on  like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I  they know that i'll be the man...
 All  I'm the lead singer of my band...
 My  [repeated 9xs]
 
  2 - Swifty]
 You just  see a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come  don't rap on pro too
 Smash these vocals and do a 
 But we in the van  he in a tour bus
 You don't want my autograph, yous a 
 And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you  Kuniva)
 What the hell  wrong with our dressing room
 Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than  decimal
 See I know how to rap, see  simple but
 All I did was read a  Simmons book
 So  more intact, tryna get on the map
  jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
 
 [Verse 3 -  and Konartis]
 Look at  little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
 Yeah I know man  himself takin on a flick
 Hey  thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
 ([Em:] No  had an interview not you two)
 You gonna  late for soundcheck
 Man I ain't goin'  soundcheck
 But our  are screwed up and his always sound best
 You know what  I'ma say somethin
  yo Em
  You got somethin to say?!)
 Man no
 I thought you bout to tell him off, man  up
  I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
 And you ain't  back me up when we s'posed to be crew
 When I was bout o  right after you
 I  man whatever) I swear man!
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the name  my band...
 But they're  on me like they wanna hold hands...
 Cuz once I blow they  that i'll be the man...
 All because  the lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 4 - 
 They say the lead singers rock,  the group does not
 Once we sold out arenas  the amusement park
  gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
 I  cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey you!)
 Ready to snap on a  fan
 Every time i  (Hey dude I love your band)
 We ain't a band  we don't play instruments
 So  he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
 And  guys they can find every area code
 ([Em:]  carry my bag)
 Bitch carry  own
 Can't  it to the stage, security in my way
 (Who the fuck are  Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
 [Verse  - Bizarre]
 ***dammit  sick of this group
 Time for  to go solo and make some loot
 I told you I made the beats and wrote all  raps
 Till Kon Artis slipped me  crack
 Lose Yourself video I was in the 
 Superman video I was  the back
 Fuck the media,  got some suggestions
 Fuck  ask us the questions
 Like who's  how we get started
 (But what  Eminem?)
 Bitch  you retarded?
 Anyway I'm  popularest guy in the group
 Big ass  bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
 50  me to do situps to get buff
 I did two and  half and couldn't get up
 Fuck D12,  outta this band
 I'm gonna  a group with the real Roxanne
 
 [Eminem  Boy Band]
 Girl  can't you see you're the only one for me
 and it just tears my  apart to know that you dont know my band...
 Bizarre - Man  this)
  - Bizarre]
  chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they all on  like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I blow I know  I'll be the man...(Yeah)
 All because I'm the new Slim Shady 
 My Band  9x]
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy band in the 
 D12!
 [Emine m as a  singer]
 I'm the lead singer  my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
 I'm the lead singer of my  my salsa
  all the pretty girl's want to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next single, it's called  Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa,  salsa
 Makes all the pretty girls want  dance
 And take  their underpants
  salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
 And  off their underpants, my salsa
  everybody go?)