🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: My Band - Eminem

 My Band
 [Intro]
 I  know dude...
 I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm  the lead singer of a band dude...
 And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me 
 And they need  take it up with me after the show...
 Because...
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the name  my band...
 But they're all on me  they wanna hold hands...
  once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
 All because I'm the lead singer  my band...
 
  1 - Eminem]
  I get off stage right and drop the mic
 Walk up to the hot chicks  I'm all like
 "Sup ladies, my name's Slim 
 I'm the  singer in D12 baby
 They're all like "Oh  god it's him"
 "Beck y oh my fuckin' god it's 
  swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
 "Ple ase won't you please let me suck  cock"
 And by now the rest of  fellas get jealous
 Especially when I drop the beat  do my acapellas
 All the  start yellin', all the hot babes
 Throw their bras and their shirts and  panties on stage
 So like every single night  pick a fight with me
 But when we fight it's kinda like sibling 
 Cuz they're back on stage  next night with me
 Dude I just think  tryna steal the light from me
 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife  me
 Cause I  him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
 This rock star shit,  the life for me
 And all the other guys  despise me because these...
 
 [Chorus]
  hese chicks don't even know the name of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow they know  i'll be the man...
 All because  the lead singer of my band...
  band [repeated 9xs]
 
 [Verse  - Swifty]
 You just  see a nigga backwards don't you
 Hey dad how come we don't  on pro too
 Smash these vocals and do a 
 But we in the van and  in a tour bus
 You don't want my autograph, yous a 
 And no I'm Swift (oh  thought you was Kuniva)
 What the hell is wrong with our dressing 
 Cuz  shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
 See I know how to rap, see it's simple 
 All I did was  a Russell Simmons book
 So I'm more intact, tryna get on  map
 Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped  my back
 
 [Verse  - Kuniva and Konartis]
 Look at Em little punk ass  he the shit
 Yeah I know man find  takin on a flick
 Hey I thought we  an interview with DJ Clue
 ([Em:] No I  an interview not you two)
  gonna be late for soundcheck
  I ain't goin' to soundcheck
 But our mics are  up and his always sound best
 You know what man  say somethin
  yo Em
 ([Em:] You got somethin  say?!)
 Man no
  thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
 Man I'ma tell him  I feel like it, man shut up
 And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to  crew
 When  was bout o talk right after you
 I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear 
 
 [Chorus]
 These chicks don't even know the  of my band...
 But they're all on me like they wanna  hands...
 Cuz once I blow  know that i'll be the man...
  because I'm the lead singer of my band...
 
 [Verse 4 - 
 They say the lead singers rock, but the group does 
 Once we sold out arenas to the  park
 I'm gonna let the world  that Proof is hot
 I should cut his mic off when the musics  (Hey you!)
  to snap on a dumbass fan
 Every time i hear (Hey dude I love  band)
 We ain't a band bitch we don't  instruments
 So why he get 90 and we only  10 percent
 And these guys they can find  area code
 ([Em:] Proof carry my 
 Bitch carry  own
 Can't make  to the stage, security in my way
  the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
 
  5 - Bizarre]
 ***dammit I'm  of this group
 Time for me to go solo and  some loot
 I told you I made  beats and wrote all the raps
 Till  Artis slipped me some crack
 Lose Yourself video I was  the back
 Superman video I  in the back
 Fuck the  I got some suggestions
 Fuck Marshall,  us the questions
 Like who's  how we get started
 (But what  Eminem?)
 Bitch are  retarded?
 Anyway I'm the popularest guy  the group
  ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
 50 told me to do situps to  buff
 I did two and a  and couldn't get up
 Fuck D12, I'm outta this 
 I'm gonna start a group with the  Roxanne
 
  mocking Boy Band]
 Girl why can't you see you're  only one for me
 and it just tears my ass apart to know  you dont know my band...
  - Man fuck this)
 [Chorus  Bizarre]
 These  don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
 But they  on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
 Cuz once I  I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
 All because I'm the  Slim Shady (laughs)
  Band [Repeated 9x]
 
 [Outro]
 The hottest boy band  the world...
 D12!
 [Emine m  a salsa singer]
 I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the  to take off their underpants
  the lead singer of my band, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty girl's  to dance
 My salsa,(whoooow)look out for my next single, it's called  Salsa...
 My salsa, salsa,  salsa, my salsa
 Makes all the pretty  want to dance
 And  off their underpants
 My  makes all the pretty girls want to dance
 And take off  underpants, my salsa
 ([Em:]Where'd  go?)