🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael  is here
 
  Great, send him in.
 
 Michael Bolton:  guys.
 
 Hey, hi,  for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got  up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
  those things?
 
 Oh yeah,  those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And  wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're really gonna 
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should  just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get  it.
 
 Whisper: Here  go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The  starts now
 Together on the track, the boys  back
  night starts now
 Night starts now baby  with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' 
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I gives a 
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous  the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my  shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK  PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST  THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're  in the club
 Buying up the bar so  groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
  on blast, I'm the number one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch  girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet  take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up  nowhere to run,
 And now I make you feel crazy  the…
 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD 
 FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE  FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN  GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
 HE'S THE  OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
  IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen the 
 
 Throw your hands in  air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back  we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to  up
 
 ROGER THAT LET  TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS  GUMP
 (Not better)
  I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS  NAME
 (Nooo, God)
  YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES  PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS IS  TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH  MIAMI NUTS
 (Take  home!)
 GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT  WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING  GET FUCKED!
 
  turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
 YOU  ME!
  yeah, ok….