🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary:  Michael Bolton is here
 
 Oh Great, send him 
 
  Bolton: Hey guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry  late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh yeah, yeah, those are,  are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy  I think
 you're really gonna 
 
 Oh  that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets  to it.
 
 Whisper:  we go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael 
 YEAAAHH!
 The  starts now
 Together on the track,  boys are back
 The  starts now
 Night starts  baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors  no holdin' up
 YEAH
 Black card at the bar like I  a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed  we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist, shank in  sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF  JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN  SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird,  we're back in the club
 Buying  the bar so the groupies show us love
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the  gunner
 Heater on  I'm the number one stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl cause I  your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More  the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All  up with nowhere to run,
 And now  make you feel crazy with the…
  BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
  THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING  WHAT FOR.
 HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE 
 (yeah…uh huh)
  JESTER OF TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY  LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
  we've seen the movie
 
 Throw your hands in  air and say hell yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to the back say we count  come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're  gonna need you to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME  IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND  NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE  TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
  THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
  YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH?  I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY 
 CUBANO FLAME,  THE MIAMI NUTS
 (Take it 
  A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S  PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a  cinephile
 YOU COMPLETE 
  yeah, ok….