🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

  Guys, Michael Bolton is here
 
 Oh Great, send him 
 
 Michael  Hey guys.
 
 Hey,  thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching  Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh  yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton:  I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're  gonna dig.
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome.  we just lay it down?
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys,  get to it.
 
 Whisper: Here we 
 
 Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael 
 YEAAAHH!
 The night  now
 Together on the  the boys are back
 The night  now
  starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the  ain't no holdin' up
 YEAH
  card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas  jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three pound in my waist,  in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK  PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON  OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that  kinda weird, but we're back in the club
 Buying up the bar so the groupies show us 
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man,  the top gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number  stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it girl  I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet  take you home and fuck you twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up with nowhere to 
 And now  make you feel crazy with the…
 NOW BACK TO THE GOOD 
 FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN,  YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD  JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
 HE'S  PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER OF 
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT  IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen  movie
 
 Throw your hands in the air and say  yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front  the back say we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need  to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH  FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND  NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF  LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK  I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME  SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
 (close enough)
  COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
 THIS  THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH  MIAMI NUTS
 (Take  home!)
 GOT  BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET 
 
 Ooookay, turns out Michael  is a major cinephile
 YOU COMPLETE 
 Yup, yeah,