🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Jack Sparrow (Ft. Michael Bolton) - The Lonely Island

 Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is 
 
  Great, send him in.
 
  Bolton: Hey guys.
 
  hi, thanks for coming
 
 Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the  marathon. Have you
 seen those 
 
 Oh  yeah, those are, those are great.
 
 Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And  wrote you this big sexy hook I think
 you're really gonna 
 
 Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it 
 
 Michael Bolton: Boys, lets  to it.
 
 Whisper:  we go.
 
 Ungh, Lonely  Michael Bolton
 YEAAAHH!
 The night starts 
 Together on the track, the boys are 
 The  starts now
  starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
 ROLLIN' UP
 Blow through the doors ain't no  up
 YEAH
 Black card  the bar like I gives a fuck.
 COME ON
 Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the  fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
 YEAH YEAH
 Three  in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
 
 THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW,  SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
 What?
 A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY  THE OCEAN'S
 BREEZE.
 
 Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back  the club
 Buying up the bar so the groupies show us 
 KIERA KNIGHTLY
 Motherfucking ice-man,  the top gunner
 Heater on blast, I'm the number  stunner
 JACK SPARROW
 Watch it  cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
 More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck  twice guy"
 YEAH YEAH!
 All dressed up  nowhere to run,
 And now I make  feel crazy with the…
  BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
  THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
 Nooo
 OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING  WHAT FOR.
  THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
 (yeah…uh huh)
 THE JESTER  TORTUGA
 (oh God)
 BUT IS DAVY  LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
 Yeah, we've seen  movie
 
 Throw your hands in the air and say  yeah, come on
 CAPTAIN JACK
 What?
 JOHNNY DEPP
 No
 From the front to  back say we count stacks come on
 DAVY JONES
 Nope
 GIANT SQUID
 Wrong
 Michael Bolton we're really gonna need  to focus up
 
 ROGER THAT  ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
 
 Wait--
 
 LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND  NAME IS FORREST GUMP
 (Not better)
 THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY  OF MY LOVE
 (Come on!)
 OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE,  BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
 (Nooo, God)
 THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF 
 (close enough)
 YOU COCKROACHES  PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
 
  IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
 CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI 
 (Take it 
 GOT A BASEHEAD  BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
 THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO  FUCKED!
 
  turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
 YOU  ME!
 Yup, yeah,