🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovich

 My mama told me when I was 
 Act like a 
 Save your allowance, buy a  dress
 And someday you  go far
 Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to 
 The press  everywhere I go
 I'll poke your eye  with a dress like this
 Back off and enjoy  show!
 
 I'm sure my  will say it's a grotesque display
 Well, they can bite me, baby -- I  this way
 I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or  covered with bees
 It doesn't  I'm crazy -- I perform this way
 
 Ooo, my little monsters pay...  'cause I perform this way
 Baby, I  this way
 Ooo, don't worry, I'm  hey, I just perform this way
 I'm not crazy, I perform this 
 
 I'll be a  or evil queen
  be a human jelly bean
 'Cause every  is Halloween
 For me...
 
  so completely original
 My new look is all  rage
 I'll wrap  small intestines 'round my neck
 And set fire to  on stage
 
 I'll  a porcupine on my head
 On a 
  for no reason now I'll sing in French
  Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
 
 Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold 
  not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
 I strap prime rib to  feet, cover myself with raw meat
 I'll bet you've never seen a  steak worn this way
 
 Don't be  when you see
 My latest  monstrosity
 I'm  weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
 I'm  I'm Avatar
 There's nothing too 
 I'll  do anything
 But wear white  Labor Day
 'Cause  I perform this way
 
 Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude 
 Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform  way
 No reason I should regret all the  I get
 I'm not completely crazy, I  this way, yeah
 
 I perform  way-hey, I perform this way-hey
 I'm always deviating from  norm this way-hey
 I perform this way-hey,  perform this way-hey
 I'm really not insane -- I just perform  way-hey