*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna talk father and daughter relationships Do you a daddy? bet you do *Door opens* Who's your daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem & Hailie: Ok Everybody, listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to who's comin' with me? Hailie: (innocently) Somebody, PLEASE him! *giggle* think my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: There's no I can't climb There's tower too high, No plane that I can't learn how fly What do I gotta to get through to you, to show you ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's and brass balls I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in glass jar Inside of a with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with John's name, on my drag wall I'm the closet, I been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck it Marshall! Eminem: Tell and her husband to back off Before I push this button and blast off And launch one of these Russians, and all Makes Explosion Sound* Blow fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock the crap *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: My lost it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else to I, I can't explain it Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or that could ever change me Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like my mother always told *Eminem Impersinates His Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' Chew on prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued my face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit my flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie Catch a homo by toe, man, I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin' one normal any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My can make you cry, take you by surprise Aat the time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what you're seein' is a at work Which me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue cheek yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit And kicked hit with shit, every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump grind" comes on More pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty much jist of it, are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You're funny daddy!