*Tuning Tv* Snortin' Coke Tv Presenter: boys and girls Today we're gonna talk father and daughter relationships Do you have daddy? I'll you do *Door opens* Who's daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're you Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! & Hailie: Ok then! listen up! Eminem: I'm goin' to who's comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* I think my dad gone Verse 1: There's no mountain I climb no tower too high, No plane that I can't how to fly What do I gotta do get through to you, to show you There ain't nothin' I can't take chainsaw to Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin' brain's and brass balls cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my autograph, with Elton John's name, on my drag wall I'm out the closet, been lyin' my ass off All this time, me and been fuckin' with hats off Dre: Suck it Eminem: Tell Laura and her husband to back I push this muthafuckin' button and blast off And launch one of Russians, and that's all *Hailie Makes Explosion Blow every fuckin' thing, except Afghanistan on map, off When will it stop, when will I the crap off *Knocking* Hailie, 'em baby Hailie: My dad's it Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' else say I, I can't explain it Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell baby Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change Hailie: I think dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad crazy! Verse 2: It's my mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't nothin' uh.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a dick Chew a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a gospel record I'd rather be a pussy-whipped eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit my flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know more Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My can make you cry, take you by surprise Aat the same time, can make you dry your eyes the same rhyme See what you're is a genius at work to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, tongue in cheek I'd yank my fuckin' before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' twice at once And die and come back Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life spit And kicked and hit with shit, every time sung Like R. Kelly as soon "bump n' grind" comes on pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that's pretty the jist of it, are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter heater in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* funny daddy!