*Tuning Tv* *Eminem Snortin' Tv Presenter: Hello and girls Today we're gonna about father and daughter relationships Do you have a I'll bet do *Door opens* Who's daddy? Hailie: what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Ha Ha! Eminem Hailie: Ok then! listen up! Eminem: goin' to hell, who's comin' with me? Hailie: Somebody, PLEASE help him! *giggle* I my dad gone crazy! Verse 1: no mountain I can't climb There's tower too high, No that I can't learn how to fly What do I gotta do to get through to you, to you There ain't nothin' can't take this chainsaw to *Hailie Makes Chainsaw Fuckin' brain's brawn, brass balls I cut off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on drag wall I'm out the closet, I been my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats Dre: Suck it Eminem: Tell Laura her husband to back off Before I push this muthafuckin' button blast off And one of these Russians, and that's all *Hailie Explosion Sound* Blow every thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off When will it stop, when will I knock crap off *Knocking* Hailie, tell baby Hailie: My dad's lost Chorus Eminem: There's really nothin' to say I, I can't explain it Hailie: think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie Jade, won't tell 'em baby Hailie: I think my gone crazy! Eminem: nothin' you could do or say, that could ever change me Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There's no one on earth that can save not even Hailie Hailie: I my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It's like mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates Mom* Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe Ronhe, n codeine n goddammit, you little motherfucker If you ain't nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' uh.. Fuck that bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million muthafuckin' cocks per rather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to face with a clit-ring in my nose Then quit bringin' flows, quit givin' me my ammo Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his man, I don't know no more Am I the only fuckin' one who's any more? Hailie: Dad! Chorus Verse 3: My songs can you cry, take you by surprise the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme See what seein' is a genius at work Which to me isn't work, it's easy to misinterpret it at first, 'Cuz when I speak, it's tongue in I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bite my I'd slice my gums, get struck fuckin' lightnin' twice at once And die come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as "bump grind" comes on pain inside o' my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane Aimed at the World Trade, on Ronnie's grave, Screamin' at the sky, the clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Jade And pretty much the jist of it, Parents are pissed, but the love it Nine millimeter heater stashed two-seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me Chorus Outro Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* funny daddy!