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 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o  tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka ni tsuki sasaru 
 yuka wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga  kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi  te
  nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to warau to
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku 
 kukuku to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite  noka
 yosō  deki nai
 
 aru hi wa  ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae  tari
 manbō  kigurumi ga shin deta toki wa
  shime yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen 
 yuka no chinori o 
 ya  sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to  ni noru kara
 dekiru  surū de
 
 kekkon mae wa isogashiku 
 kanojo ni au  de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi mini ittari  noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te  o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo  natta
 ie de hitori de matsu  no kimochi p
 kangae te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari ni  tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta  o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
  futari no ai no katachi naraba
  wa sore de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga  shinda furi o shite imasu
  wa don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
 kitai  akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the  there's my wife collapsed
 The  all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw  they might faint
 I remain calm
 "Looks  the cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And  facedown but looking satisfied
 My wife  "He he he"
 
 When I get home my wife always pretends to  dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
 I can't even  to imagine
 One day she had an arrow  her head
 Another time, dressed as  solider with a gun
 The  I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the  on her
 Cleaning up  is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet  all
 
 So I wish she'd spare me the sight of 
 Cooking dinner  that arrow in her head
 When I get home my wife always pretends to  dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up  it
 So I do my best  ignore it
 
 Before we married,  I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
  go see the ocean, and yet
 Right after we  married, I got promoted
 And  work became so much fun
 I didn't even  of how my wife felt
  all alone at home
 
  wife pretending to be dead whenever I come home
 Is it because she  to return to how we used to be?
 I just  know
 If coming home  see
 My wife's performance waiting for 
 Is the shape our love  take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I return 
 How did she  today?
 I  the door with eager anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii