🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
  o ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka  tsuki sasaru hōchō
  wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire 
 
 boku ga  tsui te
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
  warau to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku to 
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata  shite iru noka
 yosō  deki nai
 
 aru hi  atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku  jūhō kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi  shin deta toki wa
 doa  yōka to omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
 yuka no  o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan  nowa
 kanben shite 
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi ni noru 
 dekiru dake  de
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni au dake de 
  de kuruma ate mo naku tobashi te
  mini ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te  o mochi
 shigoto ga  tanoshiku natta
 ie de hitori de  tsuma no kimochi p
  te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
  koro no futari ni modori tai kara ka
  niwa wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma  engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no ai no katachi 
 sore wa sore de ari 
 
 ie ni kaeru to  ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō  don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite akeru 
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open  door there's my wife collapsed
 The carpet's  bloodstained
 If a stranger  this, they might faint
 I  calm
 "Looks like the cleanup will be  today"
 I laugh
 And still  but looking satisfied
 My wife  "He he he"
 
 When I get home my wife always pretends  be dead
 What kind of  she'll have tomorrow
 I can't  begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through her 
  time, dressed as a solider with a gun
 The time I saw her in a dead  costume
 
 I thought I'd close  door on her
  up afterwards is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains  the carpet and all
 
 So I  she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with  arrow in her head
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment  a bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I do  best to ignore it
 
 Before we married, though I  busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly  night
 And go see  ocean, and yet
 Right after we got married, I got 
 And suddenly, work became  much fun
  didn't even think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever I come 
 Is it because she wants to return to how  used to be?
 I  don't know
 If coming home  see
  wife's performance waiting for me
 Is the shape our  will take?
 Then I  that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when  return home.
 How did she die 
 I open the  with eager anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii