🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
  o ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka ni  sasaru hōchō
  wa chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo  nai
 
 boku ga ochi  te
  nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to  to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini  o shite iru noka
  sura deki nai
 
  hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae  tari
 manbō no kigurumi  shin deta toki wa
 doa shime yōka to 
 
  mo kekkō taihen de
  no chinori o arattari
 ya ga sasatta mama ban  tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
  ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 chotto homeru to chōshi ni noru 
 dekiru dake  de
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
  ni au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo  tobashi te
 umi  ittari shita noni
 
  chokugo hajime te buka o mochi
  ga totemo tanoshiku natta
 ie  hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
  te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano  no futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi  koto ga
  futari no ai no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na shini  o shite iru noka
 kitai  akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door there's my wife 
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a  saw this, they might faint
  remain calm
 "Looks like the  will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And still facedown  looking satisfied
 My wife  "He he he"
 
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of death  have tomorrow
 I  even begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through her 
 Another time,  as a solider with a gun
 The time I saw her  a dead sunfish costume
 
 I  I'd close the door on her
  up afterwards is quite a pain
  to wash the bloodstains from the carpet and all
 
 So  wish she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in  head
 When  get home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If  compliment her a bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I do my best to ignore 
 
 Before we  though I was busy
 We'd drive around aimlessly all 
 And go see  ocean, and yet
 Right after we got  I got promoted
 And suddenly, work became so much 
 I didn't  think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever I  home
 Is it because  wants to return to how we used to be?
 I  don't know
 If  home to see
 My  performance waiting for me
 Is the shape our  will take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I return 
 How did  die today?
 I open the door with eager 
 
  Lii and Eii