🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore 
 senaka ni tsuki sasaru 
  wa chimamire
  nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku  ochi tsui te
  nowa sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to warau 
 tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku 
  to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru  tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 yosō sura  nai
 
 aru hi wa  ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku de jūhō kakae te 
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta  wa
 doa shime yōka to 
 
 atokatazuke  kekkō taihen de
 yuka no  o arattari
 ya  sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
  shite hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
  homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
  dake surū de
 
 kekkon mae  isogashiku temo
 kanojo ni  dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma  mo naku tobashi te
 umi mini ittari shita 
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka o 
 shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku 
  de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie  kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru nowa
 ano koro  futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku  matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma  kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When  open the door there's my wife collapsed
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a stranger  this, they might faint
  remain calm
  like the cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
 And  facedown but looking satisfied
  wife laughs "He he he"
 
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 What  of death she'll have tomorrow
  can't even begin to imagine
 One day she  an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The time I saw her  a dead sunfish costume
 
 I thought I'd close the door  her
 Cleaning up afterwards is quite a 
 Having to wash  bloodstains from the carpet and all
 
 So I  she'd spare me the sight of her
 Cooking  with that arrow in her head
 When I get home my wife  pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught up in 
 So I  my best to ignore it
 
 Before  married, though I was busy
 We'd  around aimlessly all night
 And go see the ocean, and 
 Right after  got married, I got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
 I didn't even think of how my  felt
 Waiting all  at home
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever  come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how we used to 
 I just  know
  coming home to see
 My wife's performance  for me
 Is the shape our love  take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing  when I return home.
  did she die today?
 I open  door with eager anticipation
 
  Lii and Eii