🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
  o ake tara tsuma ga taore teru
 senaka  tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka  chimamire
 shira nai hito ga  kizetsu suru kamo shire nai
 
 boku ga ochi  te
 "kyō  sōji ga taihen sōda"
 to  to
 tsuma wa utsubuse  mama manzoku sōni
 kukuku  waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma  kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o  iru noka
 yosō sura deki 
 
 aru hi  atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku  jūhō kakae te tari
  no kigurumi ga shin deta toki wa
 doa shime yōka  omotta
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō  de
 yuka no  o arattari
 ya  sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben shite 
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o  imasu
  homeru to chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae wa  temo
  ni au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi mini ittari shita 
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te buka  mochi
 shigoto ga totemo  natta
 ie de hitori de  tsuma no kimochi p
 kangae  inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi  shiteru nowa
 ano koro  futari ni modori tai kara ka
 boku  wakara nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no  miru koto ga
  futari no ai no katachi naraba
 sore  sore de ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda  o shite imasu
 kyō wa don'na  kata o shite iru noka
  shite akeru doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door there's my wife 
 The carpet's all 
 If a stranger  this, they might faint
 I  calm
 "Looks like  cleanup will be tough today"
 I laugh
  still facedown but looking satisfied
  wife laughs "He he he"
 
 When I get home  wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of death she'll have 
 I  even begin to imagine
  day she had an arrow through her head
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The time I  her in a dead sunfish costume
 
 I  I'd close the door on her
 Cleaning up afterwards is  a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from the carpet  all
 
 So I wish  spare me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow in her 
  I get home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I  her a bit she gets all caught up in it
 So I do  best to ignore it
 
 Before we  though I was busy
  drive around aimlessly all night
 And go see  ocean, and yet
 Right after we  married, I got promoted
  suddenly, work became so much fun
  didn't even think of how my wife felt
 Waiting all alone at 
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever  come home
 Is it because she wants to return to how we  to be?
 I just  know
  coming home to see
 My wife's performance  for me
 Is the shape our love  take?
 Then I guess that's 
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I return 
 How did she die 
  open the door with eager anticipation
 
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