🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: When I Get Home My Wife Always Pretend To Be Dead (ft.Halyosy) - Hobonichi-P

 ==Kanji==
 
 ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる
 背中に突き刺さる包丁
 床は血まみれ
 知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない
 
 僕が落ち着いて
 「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」
 と笑うと
 妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに
 クククと笑ってた
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 明日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 予想すらできない
 
 ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり
 軍服で銃抱えてたり
 マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは
 ドア閉めようかと思った
 
 後片付けも結構大変で
 床の血糊を洗ったり
 矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは
 勘弁して欲しい
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから
 できるだけスルーで
 
 結婚前は忙しくても
 彼女に会うだけで楽しかった
 徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして
 海見に行ったりしたのに
 
 結婚直後始めて部下を持ち
 仕事がとても楽しくなった
 家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを
 考えていなかった
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは
 あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか
 僕には分からない
 
 家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが
 僕ら二人の愛の形ならば
 それはそれでありだろう
 
 家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。
 今日はどんな死に方をしているのか
 期待して開けるドア
 
 ==Romaji==
 
 doa o ake tara tsuma ga taore 
  ni tsuki sasaru hōchō
 yuka  chimamire
 shira nai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo  nai
 
 boku ga  tsui te
 "kyō nowa sōji  taihen sōda"
 to  to
  wa utsubuse no mama manzoku sōni
  to waratteta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma  kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 asu wa don'na shini kata o shite  noka
 yosō  deki nai
 
  hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari
 gunpuku  jūhō kakae te tari
 manbō no kigurumi ga shin deta toki 
 doa shime yōka to 
 
 atokatazuke mo kekkō taihen 
 yuka no chinori o 
  ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru nowa
 kanben  hoshī
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite 
 chotto homeru  chōshi ni noru kara
 dekiru dake surū 
 
 kekkon mae wa  temo
  ni au dake de tanoshikatta
 tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku  te
 umi  ittari shita noni
 
 kekkon chokugo hajime te  o mochi
 shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku 
  de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi p
  te inakatta
 
 ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu  furi o shiteru nowa
 ano koro no futari  modori tai kara ka
 boku niwa  nai
 
 ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma  engi miru koto ga
 bokura futari no  no katachi naraba
 sore wa sore  ari darō
 
 ie ni kaeru to  ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu
 kyō  don'na shini kata o shite iru noka
 kitai shite  doa
 
 ==Eng Trans==
 
 When I open the door there's my wife 
  carpet's all bloodstained
 If a stranger saw this, they  faint
 I remain 
 "Looks like the cleanup will be tough 
 I laugh
 And still facedown but  satisfied
 My wife laughs  he he"
 
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 What kind of death she'll  tomorrow
 I  even begin to imagine
 One day she had an arrow through her 
 Another time, dressed as a  with a gun
 The  I saw her in a dead sunfish costume
 
  thought I'd close the door on her
 Cleaning up  is quite a pain
 Having to wash the bloodstains from  carpet and all
 
 So I wish she'd  me the sight of her
 Cooking dinner with that arrow  her head
 When I  home my wife always pretends to be dead
 If I compliment her a bit she gets all caught  in it
 So  do my best to ignore it
 
 Before we  though I was busy
 We'd  around aimlessly all night
 And go  the ocean, and yet
 Right after  got married, I got promoted
 And suddenly,  became so much fun
 I  even think of how my wife felt
  all alone at home
 
 My wife pretending to be dead whenever  come home
 Is it because  wants to return to how we used to be?
 I  don't know
 If  home to see
  wife's performance waiting for me
 Is the shape our love  take?
  I guess that's fine
 
 My wife is always playing dead when I return 
 How  she die today?
  open the door with eager anticipation
 
 Cre:  and Eii