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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
  ga fuetakara koroshimasu
 sarani saru ga  herashimasu
  panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
  bokura jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
  koremo hito no katachi nanda
 
  no icchika, unmei no gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
  ga attatte kari ni nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito  itsu datte subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka kan de  wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha kitto  ha shinaidarou
  motto chanto jikan wo kakete
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite  fuyashite
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui nante  sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai  naoranai
  kangaetatte shikata ganai
 saa raise  oiran ni kitaidai
  matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
  mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde muya 
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni  koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but kerekeredo 
 nani wo  iinda
 nani wo ittatte  wo yattatte
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte  nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko  datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There  too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too much of 
 We'll raise more pandas since there  few of them.
 But  raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing  to God,
 we've noticed that we  have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we think  are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
  I've seen them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've  in stories always
  a shape of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just  selfish sketch?
 
  here and there--
 where do you  by 'there'?
  on earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
 They insist  there are still more beyond,
 even  we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I  to become God,
 and am able to decide 
 I would certainly not do such a thing as making  world within seven days.
 
 I would  spend more time,
 and would make  proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made  such a hurry and rush...
 It's  cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and  down.
 Brought down then  forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why is it so? What  it for?
 
 You pretend to hold  question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why  it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because  are foolish.
 Of course they are, we all are  of that.
 So they should just perish  a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz  telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish,  they are to die foolish.
 Then it's  pointless to use our mind!
 Well,  just look forward to ourselves in the next world.
  wait, what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And  thoughtless!
 Combine them  and let's make a mess!
 
 Come, here's a  and here's a mask.
 Wear them  and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with all 
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after  get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
  you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How should  do what?
 Whatever we  whatever we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what  we do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So then,  should we go...?
 
 If an  exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
  we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by  chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be  our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.