🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu  fuetakara koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui  fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa bokura jinruiga 
  nattetano nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru  ha
 doremo koremo hito no katachi 
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei  gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
 acchi kocchi  docchi
 ittai dounatterun Da 
 
 raise ga  kari ni nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa  iinda
 hito ha itsu  subete sukikatte
 nantokatte itta  no
  ni tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga kamisama 
  wo kimetemo iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai  tsukuru you na
  ha kitto boku ha shinaidarou
  motto chanto jikan wo kakete
  kichitto shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte  kisoide
 asettese-de haitte 
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
 nashite doushitette 
 kedo dashitafurishite 
 hanasihte  nande nande?
  baka nandatte
 jinrui nante  sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran ni 
 demo matte  gense ha dou sundai?
  mucha shiyou sonde kucha shiyou
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
 saki  andatte iunda
 naze  nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga shikashi but  yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo  nani wo yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba  ii?
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
  ga attatte karini nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
  doudatte iinda
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
  nandatte iunda
 ue janaku  shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte  ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are too much  them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are too  of them.
 We'll  more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll  more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing  to God,
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who  we think we are?
 
 I've  seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them  arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that  heard in stories always
 holds a  of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's here  there--
 where do you mean  'there'?
  on earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or  we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind  always egotistic about anything.
 They  that there are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's 
 
 If I am to become 
 and am able  decide everything,
 I would certainly not  such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I  definitely spend more time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made in  a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and pasted, formed and 
 
 Brought  and brought down.
  down then brought forth.
 You  why?
 Why is it so? What  it for?
 
 You pretend to  a question mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it so? Why  it so?"
 I'm telling you,  because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they  we all are aware of that.
 So  should just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm telling 
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are to die 
  it's just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in the  world.
 Hey  what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And then 
 Combine them together and let's make  mess!
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and let's turn  obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with  that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after things  ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one  threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But,  however--
  still, besides--
 How should we do 
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all no 
 
 Then what should  do?
  should we go?
 We're unable  get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or  we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance  hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our  even if it might not be above or beneath us.