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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru  fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha fuetemo 
 
 bokura  itsu demo kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
  nattetano nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira  kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru kamisama 
 doremo koremo hito no  nanda
 
  no icchika, unmei no gacchi
  jibun katte sukecchi
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
 ittai dounatterun  Vinci
 
  ga attatte kari ni nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito ha itsu datte  sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo  iinara
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru you 
  ha kitto boku ha shinaidarou
  motto chanto jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku wo 
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui nante  sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai to 
 nara kangaetatte shikata 
 saa raise no oiran ni 
 demo matte  gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde muya 
 futatsu  uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte dame  nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
 tsugi  nandatte iunda
 daga  but kerekeredo yet
 nani wo douyatte 
 nani wo ittatte nani wo 
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 ue janaku  shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte  ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some  since There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of  monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since  are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while  are too much of them.
 
  we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've  that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we think we 
 
  never seen the real thing,
 but I've seen them in  that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in  always
 holds a shape of  human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
  here and there--
 where do you mean  'there'?
 What on  did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it  doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
 They insist that there are  more beyond,
  while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am  to decide everything,
 I would certainly not do such a thing  making the world within seven days.
 
  would definitely spend more time,
 and would  a proper plan.
 Because look, since it was made  such a hurry and rush...
 It's been  and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth and brought 
  down then brought forth.
 You ask, why?
 Why  it so? What is it for?
 
 You pretend  hold a question mark,
  you actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let  know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are, we all  aware of that.
 So they should  perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz  telling you!
 
 Mankind are born foolish, and they are  die foolish.
  it's just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's  look forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait, what  ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless! And then 
 Combine them together and let's make a 
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You  what's wrong with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even after  get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one who threw them away  doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
 Then  should we do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable to get there, regardless of our  here.
 So then, where should we 
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance  hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it might not be above or  us.