🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga  koroshimasu
  saru ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha hettakara 
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo 
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano nanisama 
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira  no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito  katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei no 
 hatamata jibun katte 
  kocchi socchitte docchi
 ittai  Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa  iinda
 hito ha itsu datte subete 
 nantokatte  rensa no
 ue  tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga kamisama 
  wo kimetemo iinara
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto  chanto jikan wo kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku  tatetete
 
  setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte 
 fuyashite herashite  fuyashite
  doushitette nandedatta
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
  kikashite nande nande?
 datte baka 
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
  shinanai to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte shikata 
 saa raise no  ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha dou 
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
  ga andatte iunda
 naze ni  koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga  but kerekeredo yet
 nani wo  iinda
 nani  ittatte nani wo yattatte
 dameda  tteiunda
 
  dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte  nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa  iinda
 tengoku  jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
 ue janaku tatte shita 
  ni datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There  too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are  much of them.
  raise more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there  too much of them.
 
 While we've always been  prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind  turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do we think we 
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that are  and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard  stories always
 holds a shape of a 
 
 Is it a 
 Fate that  coincided?
 Perhaps just a selfish 
 
 It's here  there--
 where do you mean  'there'?
 What  earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic  anything.
 They insist that there  still more beyond,
 even while we stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's 
 
 If I am  become God,
 and am able to decide 
  would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it was made in such a  and rush...
 It's been cut and pasted,  and ruined...
 
  forth and brought down.
 Brought  then brought forth.
 You  why?
  is it so? What is it for?
 
 You pretend to hold a  mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please  me, let me know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind are 
 Of course they are, we all are aware  that.
  they should just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind  born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just  to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to  in the next world.
 Hey wait, what about ourselves  this world!
 
 Come, let's  reckless! And then thoughtless!
  them together and let's make a mess!
 
  here's a veil, and here's a mask.
  them both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong with  that?
  always is a path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you were the one who threw them away from 
  although, however--
  still, besides--
 How should we do 
 Whatever we say,  we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what should  do?
 Where should we 
 We're unable to get there, regardless  our existence here.
 So then, where  we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly 
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if  aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if by any chance  hell?
 So what?
 The path could  by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.