🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru ga fuetakara 
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha  fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha  demo kamisama
  ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa bokura  kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano  nanosa
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
 achira kochira  kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni  de kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito  katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika,  no gacchi
 hatamata jibun katte 
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
 raise ga  kari ni nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa  iinda
 hito ha itsu  subete sukikatte
 nantokatte itta rensa 
 ue ni tattatte 
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku  kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha  boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan wo 
 mata kichitto shita keikaku  tatetete
 
  setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de  tsukuttedashite
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
 nashite  nandedatta
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite  nande?
 datte  nandatte
 jinrui  sorya sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa raise no  ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa  ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha  sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu  mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya  sonde muya shiyou
  awasatte uyamuya shiyou
 
 dakara  dame ni nattatte
 saki  andatte iunda
 naze ni nandatte  shichattoite
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga shikashi but  yet
  wo douyatte iinda
 nani wo  nani wo yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba dousureba 
 dokoni mukaeba 
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
  doudatte iinda
  ittatte jigoku dattatte
 dakara  iunda
 ue  tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko  datte michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There are  much of them.
 We'll  rid of some monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since  are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while  are too much of them.
 
 While  always been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've  that we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's right, who do  think we are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've  them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard in  always
 holds a shape  a human.
 
 Is it  coincidence?
 Fate that has 
 Perhaps just a  sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or if  supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or  we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always  about anything.
 They  that there are still more beyond,
 even while  stand on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am  become God,
 and am able to  everything,
 I would certainly not do such  thing as making the world within seven days.
 
  would definitely spend more time,
 and would make a  plan.
 Because look, since  was made in such a hurry and rush...
 It's been cut and  formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth  brought down.
  down then brought forth.
  ask, why?
 Why is it so?  is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it  Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because mankind  foolish.
 Of course they are,  all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count  1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind are born  and they are to die foolish.
 Then  just pointless to use our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves in the next 
  wait, what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come, let's be reckless!  then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and  make a mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil,  here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask,  wrong with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead  after things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw them away  doubtfulness.
  although, however--
  still, besides--
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do,  say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what should we 
 Where should we 
 We're  to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then,  should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists? Or  it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we are to reincarnate?  if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to heaven? Or if  any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by  side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.