🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani  ga fuetakara herashimasu
 demo panda ha  fuyashimasu
 kedo  ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
  ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara nattetano  nanosa
 
 boku ga  kotonainda
 achira  no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de  kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no  nanda
 
 guuzen no  unmei no gacchi
 hatamata jibun  sukecchi
  kocchi socchitte docchi
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte 
 hito ha itsu datte  sukikatte
 nantokatte  rensa no
  ni tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono boku ga kamisama 
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka kan de  wo tsukuru you na
 mane  kitto boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata kichitto shita keikaku wo 
 
  setteisoide kisoide
  haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite  herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
  dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
  kikashite nande nande?
 datte baka 
 jinrui nante sorya 
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte  ganai
 saa  no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
 saa mucha  sonde kucha shiyou
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya shiyou  muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni  koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha nandatte 
  shikashi but kerekeredo yet
 nani  douyatte iinda
  wo ittatte nani wo yattatte
  dameda tteiunda
 
  dousureba ii?
  mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise  attatte karini nakutatte
  nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
 tengoku ittatte jigoku 
 dakara nandatte 
 ue janaku  shita janakutatte
 yoko ni datte  ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since  are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some  since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more pandas since there are  of them.
 But  raise more mankind yet while there are too much of them.
 
 While we've always been offering prayers and singing praises to 
 we've noticed  we mankind have turned into God without knowing.
 That's  who do we think we are?
 
 I've never seen the  thing,
 but I've  them in arts that are here and there.
 Furthermore, God that  heard in stories always
 holds a shape of a 
 
 Is it a 
  that has coincided?
  just a selfish sketch?
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you  by 'there'?
 What  earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
  an afterlife exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What  it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always  about anything.
 They insist that there  still more beyond,
 even while we  on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If  am to become God,
 and am  to decide everything,
  would certainly not do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
  would definitely spend more time,
 and would make a proper 
 Because look, since it  made in such a hurry and rush...
  been cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
  forth and brought down.
 Brought down  brought forth.
 You  why?
 Why is it  What is it for?
 
 You pretend  hold a question mark,
  you actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let  know. Why is it so? Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you,  because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they  we all are aware of that.
 So they  just perish by a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm  you!
 
 Mankind  born foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless  use our mind!
 Well, let's just  forward to ourselves in the next world.
 Hey wait,  about ourselves in this world!
 
  let's be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make a 
 
 Come,  a veil, and here's a mask.
 Wear  both and let's turn everything obscure.
 
 You  what's wrong with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead even  things get ruined.
 You ask, what's 
 While you were the one who threw  away from doubtfulness.
 But,  however--
 Yet, still, 
 How  we do what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they say that they're all  good.
 
  what should we do?
 Where  we go?
 We're unable to get there,  of our existence here.
 So  where should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if we aren't 
 Who cares?
 If we might go to  Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side,  if it might not be above or beneath us.