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 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru ga  herashimasu
  panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
  jinrui ha fuetemo fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu  kamisama
 negatte ogandetemo itsushika
 sousa  jinruiga kamisama
 kizuitara  nanisama nanosa
 
 boku  mita kotonainda
  kochira no kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi de kiitemiru  ha
 doremo koremo  no katachi nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei  gacchi
 hatamata  katte sukecchi
 acchi  socchitte docchi
 ittai dounatterun  Vinci
 
 raise ga attatte kari  nakutatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa doudatte iinda
 hito  itsu datte subete sukikatte
  itta rensa no
 ue  tattatte naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
  kono boku ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo kimetemo 
 nanoka kan de sekai wo tsukuru you 
 mane ha kitto boku  shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata  shita keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide kisoide
 asettese-de haitte tsukuttedashite
 fuyashite herashite herashitara 
 nashite doushitette nandedatta
 kedo dashitafurishite wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte  nande nande?
 datte baka nandatte
 jinrui nante  sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha  to naoranai
 nara kangaetatte shikata 
 saa  no oiran ni kitaidai
 demo matte jaa gense ha  sundai?
 saa mucha shiyou sonde  shiyou
  awasatte mechakucha ni shiyou
 saa uya  sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte uyamuya 
 
  nandatte dame ni nattatte
 saki ga  iunda
 naze ni nandatte koi 
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga shikashi  kerekeredo yet
 nani wo douyatte 
 nani  ittatte nani wo yattatte
 dameda dameda tteiunda
 
 naraba dousureba ii?
 dokoni mukaeba ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
 raise ga attatte karini 
 dakara nandatte iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte iinda
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
 dakara nandatte iunda
  janaku tatte shita janakutatte
 yoko ni  michi ha anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some  since There are too much of them.
 We'll get rid of some monkeys since there are  much of them.
 We'll  more pandas since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too much of 
 
 While we've always been  prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into  without knowing.
 That's right,  do we think we are?
 
 I've never seen  real thing,
 but I've seen them in arts that  here and there.
 Furthermore, God that I've heard  stories always
 holds a  of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
  that has coincided?
 Perhaps just a selfish 
 
 It's  and there--
 where do you mean by 
 What on earth did you  DaVinci?
 
 If an  exists? Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if  aren't to?
 Who cares?
  are always egotistic about anything.
  insist that there are still more beyond,
 even while we stand on  of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
 and am able  decide everything,
 I would certainly  do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely spend  time,
 and would make a  plan.
  look, since it was made in such a hurry and rush...
 It's been  and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought forth  brought down.
 Brought down then brought 
 You ask, why?
  is it so? What is it for?
 
 You  to hold a question mark,
 while you actually already 
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it  Why is it so?"
 I'm telling you, it's because  are foolish.
  course they are, we all are aware of that.
 So they should just perish  a count of 1,2,3,
 cuz I'm telling 
 
 Mankind are  foolish, and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless to  our mind!
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves  the next world.
  wait, what about ourselves in this world!
 
 Come,  be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make  mess!
 
 Come, here's a veil, and here's  mask.
 Wear them both and let's  everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's wrong  all that?
 There always is  path waiting ahead even after things get ruined.
 You ask,  next?
  you were the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, however--
 Yet, still, besides--
 How should we  what?
 Whatever we say, whatever we do, they  that they're all no good.
 
  what should we do?
 Where should  go?
 We're  to get there, regardless of our existence here.
 So then,  should we go...?
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about it?
 If we are to reincarnate? Or if  aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go  heaven? Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The  could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath us.