🎵 Luyện Nghe Bài Hát: おしゃかしゃま/Oshakashama - RADWIMPS

 -----Kanji-----
 カラスが増えたから殺します
 さらに猿が増えたから減らします
 でもパンダは減ったから増やします
 けど人類は増えても増やします
 
 僕らはいつでも神様に
 願って拝んでても　いつしか
 そうさ僕ら人類が　神様に
 気付いたらなってたの　何様なのさ
 
 僕が見たことないんだ
 あちらこちらの絵画で見るんだ
 さらに話で聞いてる神様
 はどれもこれも人の形なんだ
 
 偶然の一致か　運命の合致
 はたまた　自分勝手スケッチ
 あっち　こっちそっちってどっち
 一体どうなってるんダ・ヴィンチ
 
 来世があったって　仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 人はいつだって　全て好き勝手
 なんとかって言った連鎖の
 上に立ったって　なおもてっぺんが
 あるんだって言い張んだよ
 
 もしもこの僕が神様ならば
 全てを決めてもいいなら
 ７日間で世界を作るような
 真似はきっと僕はしないだろう
 きっともっとちゃんと時間をかけて
 またキチッとした計画を立てて
 
 だってせって急いで競いで
 焦ってせーで入って作って出して
 増やして出して 出したら増やして
 なして どうしてって何でかって
 けど出したフリして分かってるクセして
 話して聞かしてなんでなんで？
 
 だってバカなんだって
 人類なんてそりゃ そうなんだって
 分かってるって
 だから１２３で滅んじゃえばいいんだ
 だってだってなんでったって
 
 馬鹿は死なないと治らない
 なら考えたって仕方がない
 さぁ来世のおいらに期待大
 でも待って　じゃあ現世はどうすんだい
 さぁ無茶しよう　そんで苦茶しよう
 二つ合わさって無茶苦茶にしよう
 さぁ有耶しよう　そんで無耶しよう
 二つ合わさって有耶無耶にしよう
 
 だからなんだって　ダメになったって
 先があんだって言うんだ
 なぜになんだって　ポイしちゃっといて
 次はなんだって言うんだ
 だがしかしbut　けれけれどyet
 何をどうやっていいんだ
 何を言ったって　何をやったって
 ダメだダメだって言うんだ
 
 ならば　どうすればいい？
 どこに向かえばいい
 いてもいなくなっても
 いけないならば　どこに
 
 来世があったって仮に無くたって
 だから何だって言うんだ
 生まれ変わったって　変わらなくたって
 んなこたぁどうだっていいんだ
 天国行ったって　地獄だったって
 だからなんだって言うんだ
 上じゃなくたって　下じゃなくたって
 横にだって道はあんだ
 
 ----Romaji-----
 karasu ga fuetakara 
 sarani saru  fuetakara herashimasu
  panda ha hettakara fuyashimasu
 kedo jinrui ha  fuyashimasu
 
 bokura ha itsu demo 
 negatte  itsushika
 sousa bokura jinruiga 
 kizuitara  nanisama nanosa
 
 boku ga mita 
 achira kochira  kaiga de mirunda
 sara ni hanashi  kiitemiru kamisama ha
 doremo koremo hito no  nanda
 
 guuzen no icchika, unmei no 
 hatamata jibun katte 
 acchi kocchi socchitte 
  dounatterun Da Vinci
 
  ga attatte kari ni nakutatte
 dakara  iunda
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutattenna
 kotaa  iinda
 hito ha  datte subete sukikatte
 nantokatte itta rensa 
 ue ni  naomoteppenga
 arundatte iihandayo
 
 moshimo kono  ga kamisama naraba
 subete wo  iinara
  kan de sekai wo tsukuru you na
 mane ha  boku ha shinaidarou
 kitto motto chanto jikan  kakete
 mata kichitto  keikaku wo tatetete
 
 datte setteisoide 
  haitte tsukuttedashite
  herashite herashitara fuyashite
 nashite doushitette 
 kedo  wakatterukuseshite
 hanasihte kikashite nande 
 datte baka 
 jinrui nante  sounandatte
 wakatterutte
 dakara123de monjaebaiinda
 dattedattenandettatte
 
 bakaha shinanai  naoranai
 nara  shikata ganai
 saa raise no oiran ni 
  matte jaa gense ha dou sundai?
 saa mucha  sonde kucha shiyou
 futatsu awasatte mechakucha  shiyou
  uya shiyou sonde muya shiyou
 futatsu awasatte  shiyou
 
 dakara nandatte dame ni 
 saki ga  iunda
 naze  nandatte koi shichattoite
 tsugi ha nandatte 
 daga  but kerekeredo yet
 nani  douyatte iinda
 nani wo ittatte nani  yattatte
 dameda dameda 
 
 naraba  ii?
 dokoni  ii
 itemo inakunattemo
 ikenainaraba dokoni
 
  ga attatte karini nakutatte
 dakara nandatte 
 umarekawattatte kawaranakutatte
 nnakotaa doudatte 
 tengoku ittatte  dattatte
  nandatte iunda
 ue janaku tatte shita 
 yoko ni datte michi  anda
 
 -----English Translation-----
 
 We'll kill some crows since There  too much of them.
 We'll get rid  some monkeys since there are too much of them.
 We'll raise more  since there are few of them.
 But we'll raise more mankind yet while there are too  of them.
 
 While we've  been offering prayers and singing praises to God,
 we've noticed that we mankind have turned into God without 
 That's right, who do  think we are?
 
 I've never seen the real 
 but I've seen them in arts that  here and there.
 Furthermore, God that  heard in stories always
 holds  shape of a human.
 
 Is  a coincidence?
 Fate  has coincided?
 Perhaps just a selfish 
 
  here and there--
 where do  mean by 'there'?
 What  earth did you mean, DaVinci?
 
 If an afterlife  Or if it supposedly doesn't?
 What about 
 If we are  reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 Mankind are always egotistic  anything.
 They insist that there are still more 
 even while we  on top of the chain of...whatever it's called.
 
 If I am to  God,
  am able to decide everything,
 I would  not do such a thing as making the world within seven days.
 
 I would definitely  more time,
 and would make  proper plan.
  look, since it was made in such a hurry and rush...
  been cut and pasted, formed and ruined...
 
 Brought  and brought down.
 Brought down  brought forth.
 You  why?
  is it so? What is it for?
 
 You pretend to  a question mark,
 while  actually already know.
 "Please tell me, let me know. Why is it  Why is it so?"
 I'm telling  it's because mankind are foolish.
 Of course they are, we all  aware of that.
 So they should just perish by a count of 
  I'm telling you!
 
 Mankind are born  and they are to die foolish.
 Then it's just pointless to use our 
 Well, let's just look forward to ourselves  the next world.
 Hey wait, what about  in this world!
 
 Come,  be reckless! And then thoughtless!
 Combine them together and let's make  mess!
 
 Come, here's a  and here's a mask.
 Wear them both and  turn everything obscure.
 
 You ask, what's  with all that?
 There always is a path waiting ahead  after things get ruined.
  ask, what's next?
 While you  the one who threw them away from doubtfulness.
 But, although, 
 Yet,  besides--
 How should  do what?
 Whatever we say,  we do, they say that they're all no good.
 
 Then what  we do?
 Where should  go?
 We're unable to get  regardless of our existence here.
 So then, where should we 
 
 If an afterlife exists?  if it supposedly doesn't?
  about it?
 If we  to reincarnate? Or if we aren't to?
 Who cares?
 If we might go to  Or if by any chance to hell?
 So what?
 The path could be by our side, even if it might not be above or beneath